What's totally messing my head up is how can they have Claire Redfield in a movie, when no one knows who the fuck Chris Redfield is?
I, mean, it would go down something like this:
Claire: I'm looking for my brother! Carlos: Who? Jill: Let's subtly hint at backstory Alice: Pff...I know everything about everyone, and I'm not even IN the franchise! Isn't that right, Bomber man? -bomber man mysteriously appears- Bomber man: Indeed. Vaguely RE Characters: *shame*
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::Chris waves::
On another note...new heroes on Monday! *throws glitter and confetti and other wonderful things*
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Well, OK.
It would be better if Claire was... Claire.
But whatevs.
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I, mean, it would go down something like this:
Claire: I'm looking for my brother!
Carlos: Who?
Jill: Let's subtly hint at backstory
Alice: Pff...I know everything about everyone, and I'm not even IN the franchise! Isn't that right, Bomber man?
-bomber man mysteriously appears-
Bomber man: Indeed.
Vaguely RE Characters: *shame*
...
...
::Chris waves::
On another note...new heroes on Monday! *throws glitter and confetti and other wonderful things*
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