the taste of the bitter sweet monkeys

[aplace2sleep]

they had their poles sharpened and they were ready to attack at any given moment. cuz one could never tell when the bitter sweet monkeys might ppear out of nowhere. u could be peeing, u could be showering, u could be eating ur breakfast. and then the next thing u know u would find yourself waking up in a boiling pot of water. this can only be

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[tbschemer]

Your nouns are fluid!
Language preservation societies would be so upset. Especially in France.

[aplace2sleep]

what the hell are you talking about boy?

[tbschemer]

Have I succeeded in confusing the mighty sam?

[aplace2sleep]

nah i was just messing with you. what now? the mighty sam has not fallen. it is just your imagination. unlike that toad that is sucking on your toe right now.

oh mans i really can't go out to place anymore. i am so terrified that i am going to run into people. i was like on the verge of a panic attack. like all night long. it was bad. but thats okay

i'm stil alive

[fenoxielo524]

You have way too much time on your hands if you're writing these things as often as you are. You need a hobby. Ever considered crocheting?

[aplace2sleep]

funny u ask. i know how to crochet. really odd but true. and knit. and sew and all those other things. i had to learn them at one point. i even made a scart and blanket. yeah....

so that is that

:P
and since wehn is my terrible story telliong so bad? its rather fun. bad grammar. bad plot. bad everything. it really just makes my day. unlike any other..
now i have to pee

[fenoxielo524]

There's nothing bad about it, only I'm sure there's a more productive way you could spend your time.

[lizatharvard]

oh sam loves to be productive with her time... like taking distorted pictures on her computer, making up fictional journals for bald old men, and throwing her dog in the pool...:)

i rather enjoy these stories, sam- you should check out e.e. cumings, he had a fine disregard for grammar as well.