wedding picz! this is a MUST READ.

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hey guys. what's up?

so I know this girl who got married the other day and I wanted to share her pictures with all of you. sorry the pictures are so crappy. the photographer that was hired got shot.





OMG, I'M GETTING MARRIED.



this fabric is to die for!



BLINGAGE.



on the way to the wedding. hajib, you better hurry! i can't be late to my own wedding, sheesh.



i think someone's been following us, hajib. step on it! vrOoOoOoOoOomerz!



*vrOoOoOoOoming*



BANG! blood! guts! dead photographer!



oh my.



at the chapel, but the groom is late.



DFGFDUJ%Taraskerlekrouetiewyhtu.



he finally came!



going to titty bars on our wedding day. that's nasty, miki!



"i now pronounce you kitty & wife"



YES



FAT PATTY GET OUT OF THE WAY. I WANT MY WEDDING PRESENTS



give me my present, uncle ballzorz!







...



I wanted red bull, bitch!





a birth control pill?



but...i'm pregnant.



OMGZ, I'M SO SORRY! I DIDN'T KNOW!



dumb bitch!

-MANY MONTHS LATER-

the wedding was a HUGE success, and...



they had a baby.

the end.