I, too, have had an interesting dream! I dreamt that I cut off the end of my nose. And then I was all, "shit. I wish I hadn't done that, I look different now. Kind of...pointy. Oops ( Read more... )

"Fuck you Vagisil! You don't even deserve to have "vag" in your name!"
-Jessica Valenti, feministing.com

I honestly don't understand how my roommate ever leaves the house. It defies my concept of time, because as far as I can tell she is never NOT getting ready to go out. I've seen her when she wakes up, and she looks exactly like she does after AT LEAST AN HOUR of makeup, blow-drying, and whatever other spackle she seems to require in order to go ( Read more... )

This is where I was today ( Read more... )

Should I go to Spain spring semester?

HA! A really phallic blue car just drove by! HA ( Read more... )

Unexpedly, Overheardinnewyork.com was the cure! Read:

Small boy: Mom, I found a kitten!
Mother: Name him Cletus.
Small boy: Cletus, you my only nigga.

--Nokia Theatre

Having googled "cure for cynicism" and found nothing of interest, I am going to watch Spinal Tap. Alone. Does ANYONE know a good cure?

Paper-writing ( Read more... )

1. Cut a hole in the box ( Read more... )