Someone needs to buy me this for my future rocketship.

Also, you can preview my new serious business blog at thedivergency.com/plog.

Comment and ask me for my "Top Five" list of anything and I will list it.

I stole this from everyone else on my friends list and I'm always bored as fuck, so do it.

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Al Gore is a genius.

I really, really hate spyware, adware, worms, viruses, and most of all; Microsoft.
As of tonight, I am no longer an MS fanboy.

Once I actually get my CD drive running, I am going to have a date with a penguin.

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Fighting midgets; hot dog eating contests; the mentally handicapped winning olympic gold medals; battle of the bands; a big man kidnapping his ex-wife in an ambulance...

God, I love professional wrestling.

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FUCK BUG BITES AND WHATEVER THE FUCK BIT UP MY FACE!21

I'm never going back to sleep now, ever. There is a spider or something on my bed and its out for blood.
I just need to e-yell. This post will probably be deleted tomorrow.

Someone needs to invent a machine to kill all of the bugs in the world that are not necessary. Seriously.

I fell asleep sometime early this morning... only to wake up two hours later. I thought about getting up but decided to fall back asleep. I managed to pull it off but I kept waking up, over and over again. It had felt like I was sleeping for hours but I kept hearing the same movie on TV ( Read more... )

Last weekend, I met my new friend and my new pet... which my friend and I share. His name is Cosmo and he is a Silverfish.
He looks like this:

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