I'm writing a final paper on Plan B, the morning-after pill. It's pissing me off ( Read more... )

Wednesday night in Elsworth is... a 30 pack of High Life, 2 bottles of Burnett's, a Nintendo Wii and 10 of your closest friends. Then it's turning off the Wii and putting on Frank Zappa music videos. The house redeems itself.

I've had this happen.


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It's getting kind of late, but I registered for the GRE on December 28th on campus. There was a day still open for finals week, but doubling up on testing commitments sounded like a bad idea. I'm going to rock this thing.

LOVE is the feeling I have for hot foods. Specifically, spicy foods that burn my mouth with their hotness. I love Spicy Habanero Doritos. I love Tabasco-flavored Cheez-Its. I love Indian and Thai food. I tried drinking Mexican beer with a whole chili pepper inside, but that was Bottled Death and I had to draw the line somewhere ( Read more... )

"We know Iraq had weapons of mass destruction. We still have the receipts!"
-- Ted Koppel on 'The Daily Show'

Ashamed to live in Michigan? Me too.

Proposal to Ban Affirmative Action

Yes 2,131,488 - 58%
No 1,539,431 - 42%

99% of precincts reporting

wilde_bee "I wished that all summer about my lawn. Sadly, I had to cut it myself.

BTW, I thought you were posting about a link to an emo-themed, t-shirt slogan generator."

If only there was such a thing.

And now a link to my new favorite webcomic, Questionable Content:
"We're not emo hobos, we're emotional hobocore!"

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As seen on a t-shirt tonight:


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OMG new haircut!

The rest of it is in a ponytail in a bag, waiting to be mailed to Locks of Love.


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