If you break me, I will not stop working...

If you touch me, I can be shared...

If you lose me, nothing else will matter...

...What am I?

Well I am almost 18... wednesday is my birthday. It feels kinda weird, because I don't feel 18. I don't feel like a senior in high school. I feel like I have accomplished nothing in my 18 years of life... it's really sad. I wish maybe I could have a few of those years back... maybe I could change something... idk. I feel like I am still a kid... ( Read more... )

"There's so many reasons why being an amoeba would be better than a human. Think about it, amoebas don't have to worry about getting chicks. When they wanna have sex, they just split in half. How cool is that? If I were a single celled organism, I'd multiply like nerds at a calculus convention. I'd be the horniest amoeba ever. Damn right. My life ( Read more... )

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Scenario: A Conversation between a man and a woman.

Man: I have an idea baby, howsabout we get SPUNKY in the HOTTUB. We'll grab a big plate of WAFFULS and CHEETOS. Then i'll lick your CROTCH. Howsaboutit, sound fun?

Woman: Whatchoo talkin bout' WILLIS.

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