Test Out Every Bed
Title: Test Out Every Bed
Author: Amanda, who goes by the aliasapodiopsys
Pairing: Alex^2 (Alex Gaskarth/Alex Grieco hahaHA see what i did there with the pairing name~
um also there are a lot of pairings mentioned in here yay)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: "Have you ever played hide and seek in Ikea?" Alex asked his boyfriend of the same name, a mischievous grin on his lip. He looked like he knew a secret, and that could hold both good and bad things Grieco.
Disclaimer: Never give keys from Ikea to All Time Low, AU or not. Lesson learned~
Title and cut belong to Davedays parody of Fire Flies (it's on youtube, bro)
A/N: so uh apparently i'm getting good at writing fic at like 1 in the morning. Also I'm pretty much just raping everyone with fic so if you ever want me to stop just say so ok omgaslfjhasæglkjdsa. Also, it was weirdly awkward writing this because they're both Alex so it would just be constantly one Alex and then "would Alex call his boyfriend by his last name or" and ugh. but yes~
tumblr is here, br0.
come sexually harras my message box.it's into that kind of thing~
"Have you ever played hide and seek in Ikea?" Alex asked his boyfriend of the same name, a mischievous grin on his lip. He looked like he knew a secret, and that could hold both good and bad things Grieco.
"...No?" he says, and he can't help but smile a little when Alex claps his hands together, an excited grin on his lips.
"It's a date then," Alex says, and Grieco must look confused because he opens his mouth again to explain. "You know my friend Matt? He's head of security at Ikea, and he invited a bunch of us there tonight for a giant game of hide and seek,"
Grieco takes a minute to marvel at how his boyfriend and his friends are pretty much just eight year old kids in twentysomething year old bodies. "Sounds... fun?" he says, and blinks, because is it even legal to be in Ikea after it closes, giant hide and seek game with the head of security or not.
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They're in Alex's hummer when they pull up to the mostly-empty parking lot of Ikea, Alex humming along to the Lady Gaga song playing through the stereo. They wait in the car for a few minutes, not speaking until Alex leans over so his lips are close to Grieco's ear and purrs in time to the song, "I wanna take a ride on your disco stick,"
He blinks at his boyfriend and arches an eyebrow, arching it further when he proceeds to sing along to I'm educated in sex yes and now I want it bad, want it bad.
Alex grins cheekily at him as he turns the key in the ignition, silencing Lady Gaga's song about Love Games and Disco Sticks. "C'mon, Matt should be opening the doors soon," he says with an excited smile, and Grieco wonders how his boyfriend can go from riding his disco stick to Ikea hide and seek so fast. Their hands tangle together outside of the car, and Alex pulls him over to a group of people, and he's pretty familiar with most, if not all of them.
He's overly glad to see Evan there, because he's very familiar with his best friend and not so familiar with the people who aren't his boyfriend and that is excellent. Alex disappears to talk to Rian or something, and Evan comes up to his side, bites his lip excitedly and then says, "Vinny asked me to be his boyfriend," Grieco let's out an excited yell and Evan laughs, cheeks going a little pink as he shushes him. "We're kind of keeping it on the downlow, okay? Tell Alex but don't let him tell the whole world,"
Grieco laughs and nods, squeezing his best friends hand lightly. "My little Evan is growing up," he teases, and then he hears his boyfriend's vocal chords loud and clear going, "Guys! Matt!"
They get inside and Matt locks the doors again. "If you guys break anything at all I am going to kill you in your sleep. I know where you all live, remember?" he warns, but he looks just as excited as the rest of the group of people. He sees Vinny and Evan on the outside of the group, and they're holding hands and seriously, it's about time because they've been dating without the actual dating part since like, highschool. "Rian, if you take any candles I will know, and I will tell your mother that you're stealing candles from Ikea," Matt says with a stern grin, and Rian rolls his eyes. "Are you also going to tell her how good I fucked you the other night?" he asks, and seriously, he's pretty sure that the only people Alex knows are gay.
"Why don't you all just shut up and go hide or something," Matt says, pointing at the stairs leading up towards where all the furniture is when people start making catcalls and Jack starts up a game of Yo Mama. That shuts everyone up and there is this tiny stampede of people going up stairs and running through furniture, scattering through different parts of the store.
Grieco has no idea who is actually seeking, and his boyfriend has disappeared too and maybe this wasn't such a good idea because all of a sudden he's alone in a mostly dark room with a lot of sofas and places for a random axe killer to be hiding.
He follows the arrows on the floor to a room filled with like, three full different kitchens, and actually that's a really nice table and he's going to have to remember to talk to Alex about it because theirs is kind of ugly.
Grieco hears a giggle that sounds kind of like Vinny's, and then a laugh from someone who is definitely Evan and follows the noises until he finds them crouched next to some kitchen sinks, Evan half on top of the other man, their lips connected and moving together slowly.
He's half tempted to interrupt them, but they are just so cute and awe that he can't bring himself to do it. (He does accidentally knock over a metal thing with utensils on his way out, and it isn't his fault that it makes a loud clattering noise when it hits the floor.) He keeps following the arrows until he's in another section, and this looks like the bedroom part, judging from the hundreds of different types of sheets hanging off the walls and whatnot.
As he passes one of the bedroom display things, he decides he wants to take a closer look at the sheets because those actually look really nice, and okay, this game of hide and seek has actually been turned into a sort of shopping trip. Something Alex shaped jumps out of a closed closet tackles Grieco to the bed, arms wrapped around his waist and a playful grin on his face. "Gotcha," he says, tucking his face into his neck as he kisses it a few times.
Grieco swears that just knowing Alex, let alone living with him, is shortening his life span.
Alex shifts so that he's straddling Grieco's hips, and he has this inane smirk on his face that worries him, because he knows that smirk. "So, I was think we could try something," he says slowly, and Grieco automatically shakes his head no.
"I'm fairly sure that whatever it is you're thinking is illegal and I'd like to stay out of jail for the time being, so no." he says; and turns his head away when Alex pouts, because it is fuckin' impossible to say no to that pout.
"You don't even know what I was going to say!" Alex said sadly, shifting back so he was straddling his thighs instead, laying down so his chin was resting on Grieco's chest, watching him through sparkling eyes.
Grieco sighed. "What?" he asked, and Alex was half way to winning, fuck, yes.
He moved back up his body, pressing lightly and seemingly innocent kisses across his jawline over to his ear, sucking his earlobe into his mouth as he whispered, "I would really like you to fuck me on one of these beds."
His eyes open wide and he makes half an attempt to push his boyfriend off him because you can't just say things like that, seriously. "Please?" Alex asks, and his eyes are huge, seriously, that's not even natural.
"Alex, there are cameras everywhere," Grieco sighed, and he kind of hated that he had to play responsible adult while Alex got to be the kid who played hide and seek and asked his boyfriend to fuck him in the middle of a store.
"There's no one watching. Matt and the other guys are all hiding from Colussy," Alex said with a smug grin, and okay, at least he knows who's seeking if he gets to go play again.
"It's illegal, Alex." Grieco said, and that was really the only thing he had left to say about it because there was something strangely hot about the way if they did fuck (completely hyopthetically of course) anyone could find them and catch them in the middle of the act.
"Downloading Inception onto your laptop was illegal but you did it anyway," Alex points out, and he kind of does have a legit point.
"If we go to jail because I fucked you in an Ikea bed I am going to kill your ass," Grieco warned, and Alex gave a celebratory yell, sitting up and pulling Grieco with him, through a maze of bedroom after bedroom until he pushes him down onto a bed.
"Why couldn't we just do it on the other bed?" Grieco asks blankly, and Alex gives his boyfriend an exasperated look.
"It was a teenager bedroom. It has no class. This is classy," Alex says in a duh kind of voice, and okay, it is kind of classy, all black and white and smooth and yeah. It really isn't Evan's kind of bedroom thought, it looks like a piece of modern art to live in.
Alex leans down and fits their lips together, slipping his tongue past his lips and licking hotly into his mouth, mapping out familiar territory for the sixty-nine millionth time ever. He continues to kiss him like that, hot and filthy and until he's practically begging for it, arching up into his touches as he runs his hands under clothes. Grieco's hands fumble as he undoes Alex's jeans, and he's not sure how this is supposed to work (Do they get completely naked? Leave the clothes on? Get under the sheets?). Alex answers all of his questions at once when he shimmys out of his skinny jeans and rolls them over and the pulls the sheet over them in pretty much one move.
"Hi," he says, and bumps their noses together, and this is weird because he can like, tell, that this isn't their bed.
"Hi," Grieco whispers back, and Alex smiles, works at getting his boyfriends pants off until they're both t shirt-and-boxer-clad in the Ikea bed.
Alex pulls his boxers off and produces a bottle of lube out of nothing (his boyfriend is a wizard, okay.) spreading some over his fingers and presses three inside of himself, since he kind of might have stretched himself before he left. His arm trembles a little where it's braced on the matress next to Grieco's head, and he has kind of maybe stopped breathing because his boyfriend is fingering himself open on top of him while they're in the middle of Ikea, fuck.
"Wanna ride you," Alex gasps, back arching as his fingers brush against a bundle of nerves, but they don't feel as good as the other Alex's.
"Fuck," Grieco says, and he closes his hand around the small tube of lube that Alex produced out of air, slicking up his cock. He sees stars pretty much the whole time Alex slides down until he's all the way in, a low, drawn out moan on his lips.
He holds on to Alex's hips, not to control him because Alex likes being able to control how fast or hard they go when he's on top like this.
"So good," Alex gasps, one hand on the headboard next to where Grieco is leaned up against, the other in his hair, pulling at the short brown strands. "Fuck, shit, fuck," he breathes when Grieco tips his hips up to meet Alex as he comes back down, and he can hear that the older boy is close, closer than he is, probably.
Alex's hand moves from his hair down to curl around his own cock. He bites his lips, eyes falling shut as his hand brings him over the edge, coming in white strings across the other man's chest. Grieco flips them over so Alex is on his back, fucking into him at a fast pace, and Alex just takes it, moaning quietly. He likes it when Alex is like this, loose and pliant and moaning, taking whatever he decides to throw at him because he's already come so everything feels good and glow-y.
It doesn't take long until he comes too, Alex, Alex, Alex, falling from his lips like a mantra. He presses his lips lightly to Alex's as he pulls out, looking around the floor for their clothes. He pulls on his boxers, passes his boyfriend his. "I can't believe you talked me into that," he says quietly, and Alex grins cheekily.
"I think we were supposed to meet everyone back at the main entrance like, ten minutes ago," Alex says, glancing at the time on his iPhone. Grieco pulls his tshirt over his head, getting his shoes onto the right feet.
"Are you serious?" he asks, and Alex laughs and nods, shoving his feet in his Nikes and then grabbing his hand, pulling him back down the hallway and past different room exhibitions without even bothering to make the bed.
When they get back to the lobby, everyone else is sitting on the stairs, and they all start laughing once they see the couple. "Did you guys get lost?" Danny calls out, his boyfriend Ian sat in-between his legs.
Alex nods, his fingers interlaced with Grieco's. "Ikea is like one giant maze," he says, looking over as Matt walks through a door.
"If I ever have to even think about this again I will drink bleach." he says, handing Grieco a security DVD, and Rian snorts from where he's leaning against the wall.
"That's not what you said when you saw our tape," Rian says, and Jack smacks him in the arm.
"Too much info, bro," he says, and Rian just smirks, rubbing the spot where Jack hit him.
“Seriously, if I lose my job because there are cum stains or something on those sheets I will fuck you two up so hard,” Matt warns, eyebrows raised.
Alex grins, squeezing Grieco’s hand. “Sure.”
Author: Amanda, who goes by the aliasapodiopsys
Pairing: Alex^2 (Alex Gaskarth/Alex Grieco hahaHA see what i did there with the pairing name~
um also there are a lot of pairings mentioned in here yay)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: "Have you ever played hide and seek in Ikea?" Alex asked his boyfriend of the same name, a mischievous grin on his lip. He looked like he knew a secret, and that could hold both good and bad things Grieco.
Disclaimer: Never give keys from Ikea to All Time Low, AU or not. Lesson learned~
Title and cut belong to Davedays parody of Fire Flies (it's on youtube, bro)
A/N: so uh apparently i'm getting good at writing fic at like 1 in the morning. Also I'm pretty much just raping everyone with fic so if you ever want me to stop just say so ok omgaslfjhasæglkjdsa. Also, it was weirdly awkward writing this because they're both Alex so it would just be constantly one Alex and then "would Alex call his boyfriend by his last name or" and ugh. but yes~
tumblr is here, br0.
come sexually harras my message box.it's into that kind of thing~
"Have you ever played hide and seek in Ikea?" Alex asked his boyfriend of the same name, a mischievous grin on his lip. He looked like he knew a secret, and that could hold both good and bad things Grieco.
"...No?" he says, and he can't help but smile a little when Alex claps his hands together, an excited grin on his lips.
"It's a date then," Alex says, and Grieco must look confused because he opens his mouth again to explain. "You know my friend Matt? He's head of security at Ikea, and he invited a bunch of us there tonight for a giant game of hide and seek,"
Grieco takes a minute to marvel at how his boyfriend and his friends are pretty much just eight year old kids in twentysomething year old bodies. "Sounds... fun?" he says, and blinks, because is it even legal to be in Ikea after it closes, giant hide and seek game with the head of security or not.
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They're in Alex's hummer when they pull up to the mostly-empty parking lot of Ikea, Alex humming along to the Lady Gaga song playing through the stereo. They wait in the car for a few minutes, not speaking until Alex leans over so his lips are close to Grieco's ear and purrs in time to the song, "I wanna take a ride on your disco stick,"
He blinks at his boyfriend and arches an eyebrow, arching it further when he proceeds to sing along to I'm educated in sex yes and now I want it bad, want it bad.
Alex grins cheekily at him as he turns the key in the ignition, silencing Lady Gaga's song about Love Games and Disco Sticks. "C'mon, Matt should be opening the doors soon," he says with an excited smile, and Grieco wonders how his boyfriend can go from riding his disco stick to Ikea hide and seek so fast. Their hands tangle together outside of the car, and Alex pulls him over to a group of people, and he's pretty familiar with most, if not all of them.
He's overly glad to see Evan there, because he's very familiar with his best friend and not so familiar with the people who aren't his boyfriend and that is excellent. Alex disappears to talk to Rian or something, and Evan comes up to his side, bites his lip excitedly and then says, "Vinny asked me to be his boyfriend," Grieco let's out an excited yell and Evan laughs, cheeks going a little pink as he shushes him. "We're kind of keeping it on the downlow, okay? Tell Alex but don't let him tell the whole world,"
Grieco laughs and nods, squeezing his best friends hand lightly. "My little Evan is growing up," he teases, and then he hears his boyfriend's vocal chords loud and clear going, "Guys! Matt!"
They get inside and Matt locks the doors again. "If you guys break anything at all I am going to kill you in your sleep. I know where you all live, remember?" he warns, but he looks just as excited as the rest of the group of people. He sees Vinny and Evan on the outside of the group, and they're holding hands and seriously, it's about time because they've been dating without the actual dating part since like, highschool. "Rian, if you take any candles I will know, and I will tell your mother that you're stealing candles from Ikea," Matt says with a stern grin, and Rian rolls his eyes. "Are you also going to tell her how good I fucked you the other night?" he asks, and seriously, he's pretty sure that the only people Alex knows are gay.
"Why don't you all just shut up and go hide or something," Matt says, pointing at the stairs leading up towards where all the furniture is when people start making catcalls and Jack starts up a game of Yo Mama. That shuts everyone up and there is this tiny stampede of people going up stairs and running through furniture, scattering through different parts of the store.
Grieco has no idea who is actually seeking, and his boyfriend has disappeared too and maybe this wasn't such a good idea because all of a sudden he's alone in a mostly dark room with a lot of sofas and places for a random axe killer to be hiding.
He follows the arrows on the floor to a room filled with like, three full different kitchens, and actually that's a really nice table and he's going to have to remember to talk to Alex about it because theirs is kind of ugly.
Grieco hears a giggle that sounds kind of like Vinny's, and then a laugh from someone who is definitely Evan and follows the noises until he finds them crouched next to some kitchen sinks, Evan half on top of the other man, their lips connected and moving together slowly.
He's half tempted to interrupt them, but they are just so cute and awe that he can't bring himself to do it. (He does accidentally knock over a metal thing with utensils on his way out, and it isn't his fault that it makes a loud clattering noise when it hits the floor.) He keeps following the arrows until he's in another section, and this looks like the bedroom part, judging from the hundreds of different types of sheets hanging off the walls and whatnot.
As he passes one of the bedroom display things, he decides he wants to take a closer look at the sheets because those actually look really nice, and okay, this game of hide and seek has actually been turned into a sort of shopping trip. Something Alex shaped jumps out of a closed closet tackles Grieco to the bed, arms wrapped around his waist and a playful grin on his face. "Gotcha," he says, tucking his face into his neck as he kisses it a few times.
Grieco swears that just knowing Alex, let alone living with him, is shortening his life span.
Alex shifts so that he's straddling Grieco's hips, and he has this inane smirk on his face that worries him, because he knows that smirk. "So, I was think we could try something," he says slowly, and Grieco automatically shakes his head no.
"I'm fairly sure that whatever it is you're thinking is illegal and I'd like to stay out of jail for the time being, so no." he says; and turns his head away when Alex pouts, because it is fuckin' impossible to say no to that pout.
"You don't even know what I was going to say!" Alex said sadly, shifting back so he was straddling his thighs instead, laying down so his chin was resting on Grieco's chest, watching him through sparkling eyes.
Grieco sighed. "What?" he asked, and Alex was half way to winning, fuck, yes.
He moved back up his body, pressing lightly and seemingly innocent kisses across his jawline over to his ear, sucking his earlobe into his mouth as he whispered, "I would really like you to fuck me on one of these beds."
His eyes open wide and he makes half an attempt to push his boyfriend off him because you can't just say things like that, seriously. "Please?" Alex asks, and his eyes are huge, seriously, that's not even natural.
"Alex, there are cameras everywhere," Grieco sighed, and he kind of hated that he had to play responsible adult while Alex got to be the kid who played hide and seek and asked his boyfriend to fuck him in the middle of a store.
"There's no one watching. Matt and the other guys are all hiding from Colussy," Alex said with a smug grin, and okay, at least he knows who's seeking if he gets to go play again.
"It's illegal, Alex." Grieco said, and that was really the only thing he had left to say about it because there was something strangely hot about the way if they did fuck (completely hyopthetically of course) anyone could find them and catch them in the middle of the act.
"Downloading Inception onto your laptop was illegal but you did it anyway," Alex points out, and he kind of does have a legit point.
"If we go to jail because I fucked you in an Ikea bed I am going to kill your ass," Grieco warned, and Alex gave a celebratory yell, sitting up and pulling Grieco with him, through a maze of bedroom after bedroom until he pushes him down onto a bed.
"Why couldn't we just do it on the other bed?" Grieco asks blankly, and Alex gives his boyfriend an exasperated look.
"It was a teenager bedroom. It has no class. This is classy," Alex says in a duh kind of voice, and okay, it is kind of classy, all black and white and smooth and yeah. It really isn't Evan's kind of bedroom thought, it looks like a piece of modern art to live in.
Alex leans down and fits their lips together, slipping his tongue past his lips and licking hotly into his mouth, mapping out familiar territory for the sixty-nine millionth time ever. He continues to kiss him like that, hot and filthy and until he's practically begging for it, arching up into his touches as he runs his hands under clothes. Grieco's hands fumble as he undoes Alex's jeans, and he's not sure how this is supposed to work (Do they get completely naked? Leave the clothes on? Get under the sheets?). Alex answers all of his questions at once when he shimmys out of his skinny jeans and rolls them over and the pulls the sheet over them in pretty much one move.
"Hi," he says, and bumps their noses together, and this is weird because he can like, tell, that this isn't their bed.
"Hi," Grieco whispers back, and Alex smiles, works at getting his boyfriends pants off until they're both t shirt-and-boxer-clad in the Ikea bed.
Alex pulls his boxers off and produces a bottle of lube out of nothing (his boyfriend is a wizard, okay.) spreading some over his fingers and presses three inside of himself, since he kind of might have stretched himself before he left. His arm trembles a little where it's braced on the matress next to Grieco's head, and he has kind of maybe stopped breathing because his boyfriend is fingering himself open on top of him while they're in the middle of Ikea, fuck.
"Wanna ride you," Alex gasps, back arching as his fingers brush against a bundle of nerves, but they don't feel as good as the other Alex's.
"Fuck," Grieco says, and he closes his hand around the small tube of lube that Alex produced out of air, slicking up his cock. He sees stars pretty much the whole time Alex slides down until he's all the way in, a low, drawn out moan on his lips.
He holds on to Alex's hips, not to control him because Alex likes being able to control how fast or hard they go when he's on top like this.
"So good," Alex gasps, one hand on the headboard next to where Grieco is leaned up against, the other in his hair, pulling at the short brown strands. "Fuck, shit, fuck," he breathes when Grieco tips his hips up to meet Alex as he comes back down, and he can hear that the older boy is close, closer than he is, probably.
Alex's hand moves from his hair down to curl around his own cock. He bites his lips, eyes falling shut as his hand brings him over the edge, coming in white strings across the other man's chest. Grieco flips them over so Alex is on his back, fucking into him at a fast pace, and Alex just takes it, moaning quietly. He likes it when Alex is like this, loose and pliant and moaning, taking whatever he decides to throw at him because he's already come so everything feels good and glow-y.
It doesn't take long until he comes too, Alex, Alex, Alex, falling from his lips like a mantra. He presses his lips lightly to Alex's as he pulls out, looking around the floor for their clothes. He pulls on his boxers, passes his boyfriend his. "I can't believe you talked me into that," he says quietly, and Alex grins cheekily.
"I think we were supposed to meet everyone back at the main entrance like, ten minutes ago," Alex says, glancing at the time on his iPhone. Grieco pulls his tshirt over his head, getting his shoes onto the right feet.
"Are you serious?" he asks, and Alex laughs and nods, shoving his feet in his Nikes and then grabbing his hand, pulling him back down the hallway and past different room exhibitions without even bothering to make the bed.
When they get back to the lobby, everyone else is sitting on the stairs, and they all start laughing once they see the couple. "Did you guys get lost?" Danny calls out, his boyfriend Ian sat in-between his legs.
Alex nods, his fingers interlaced with Grieco's. "Ikea is like one giant maze," he says, looking over as Matt walks through a door.
"If I ever have to even think about this again I will drink bleach." he says, handing Grieco a security DVD, and Rian snorts from where he's leaning against the wall.
"That's not what you said when you saw our tape," Rian says, and Jack smacks him in the arm.
"Too much info, bro," he says, and Rian just smirks, rubbing the spot where Jack hit him.
“Seriously, if I lose my job because there are cum stains or something on those sheets I will fuck you two up so hard,” Matt warns, eyebrows raised.
Alex grins, squeezing Grieco’s hand. “Sure.”