2006

[apoetic]

Christmas in Chico this year was almost entirely unremarkable, but I did receive my favorite gift of all time, a peanut butter & jelly spreader. The box boasts that it "eliminates the danger of peanut butter and jelly mixing in their containers

Comments

[nashville]

I love that the ends of the spreader are color-coded. Is there a suggestion for which end should go up in the dishwasher?

[apoetic]

I was going to put the peanut butter side up since it would be harder to clean, but I'm not sure I should attempt to apply logic to something as absurd as a peanut butter & jelly spreader.

[carbonscoring]

If you were pretending to enjoy that hardcore show, you didn't do a very convincing job. I hope you were pleased with your Sonoma County stay overall, as this entry doesn't show much enthusiasm.
I'll see you this weekend and we'll have a blast whether we remember how to ski or not.
Also I'm glad your life is considerably less dangerous now that you have that peanut butter & jelly spreader.

[apoetic]

I had a blast. My enthusiasm is all in the subtext.

[gilroysfinest]

I heavily reconsidered the path I've chosen last night while staring at a jellied knife in my housemate's peanut butter.