This is why I fail at the flirtation thing:

[apogeeperigee]

I am brutally honest and try to diffuse idiot dude hitting on young pretty goff girl (not me, girl talking to me) by saying..yeah...I have purty wavy hair, but hey, I am still the fat chick. He then says

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[lillyflowers]

Ah but that was total win in the snark department. :) :) :)

[apogeeperigee]

I may have the charms and wiles of a rusty nail (actual nail and not the drink), but snark I do not lack (HELLO UNDERSTATEMENT). :)

[apogeeperigee]

I think the only thing that applies there is the OLD. :)

[ladylucretia]

LOL @ "slopey girl shoulders." Slopey shoulders in general = ugh. Posture people!