OWLS.

I am using an OWL to send this letter.

OWLS OWLS OWLS.

Not as cool as ravens or penguins, but I have missed them nonetheless. Better than Michael's damned PIGEONS anyway

Joy.

So.

Ready to be a big bad SEVENTH YEAR?

--C.C., no longer having to suffer through school like YOU

P.S. How is that little suitor of yours?

You know, oftentimes the truth is veiled in sarcasm...

--C.C.

P.S. Tsh. The last thing I want to talk about is school. Though I can see how it would be on your mind! Since you have to go back! But I, I am finished! I am freeee!

So you say!

Yes you are! Refusing to give the poor thing a chance!

Why? Are we hitting a sensitive spot? Are we perhaps being forced to think of deep romantic thoughts we have been trying to keep hidden? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm?

--C.C.

P.S. Well, what else *would* you want to talk about any way?

Mm-hmm, is that so, I KNOW YOU LISA TURPIN. I KNOW YOU TOO.

Just give him a chance! Don't be cruel any more than you already have been!

--C.C.

Tsh. Now you're just being stubborn.

Who says I'm playing matchmaker? Only trying to point out the little tyke's man's good qualities and all!

--C.C.

Of course I wouldn't!

You should try it out! You might like it! He might bring some joy into your blighted spinsterly life

--C.C.

Isn't it just? It almost sounds as if I made it up, which I of course certainly did NOT.

Well you have to admit he was cute although nowhere NEAR as handsome as my rugged tough and manly Quidditch captain of a date! Perhaps you should ask him out! It would fill the void in your poor miserable life now that I am gone

--C.C.

Oh, my! How did you know? I don't remember telling you...yes, my auntie's English name is Lisa. Lisa Tulip Rose. Lee-Yong "Lisa Rose" Tan!

I am doing quite all right no thanks to you but I am the better person so!

--C.C.

P.S. How is your cutie adorable reasonably not unattractive little ex- date doing? Have you owled him? Are you going ( Read more... )

Huh. Well, well. Owl must have got to you by mistake. I had intended to send it to my auntie, Lee-Yong Tan.

But since you caught it anyway, what a coincidence! hello! How are you?

...Lisa!?