Comments | apollo18: I hate the state directly north of me.

apollo18

I hate the state directly north of me.

Aug 02, 2004 03:25

Understand that I hate all of the Utz truck drivers. Please understand that everyone I know hates them as well. That being mentioned, I realized tonight that they are the one thing that can make my enjoyment of listening to Queen on the way home from the diner go down a notch ( Read more... )

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ragdollgirl13 August 2 2004, 10:44:44 UTC

isn't synder's a division on utz? i thought they were made in the same factory.

apollo18 August 2 2004, 18:47:30 UTC

Well, whatever company they belong to...they're all a part of the dickhole brigade.

cartoons anonymous August 2 2004, 19:37:47 UTC

cartoons are great...nuff said

OPERATION: CRAB RUN oona45 August 4 2004, 10:16:55 UTC

I propose a plan.

It's a very simple plan.

When the UTZ truck is riding your tail, hit your breaks. Hard. This accomplishes two things. A) It causes the truck to rear-end you, and thus you could sue the holy mother shit out of Utz. B) It offers the opportunity for you to steal some crab chips and mail them to me because FLORIDA SUCKS SO HARD SO WE DON'T HAVE UTZ AND I REALLY WANT SOME GODDAMN CRAB CHIPS!!!1!!!!11!! >:O

Sounds good.....right? :/