Okay...

So...

Like...

When did the world begin to suck more than it usually does? Can anyone tell me this? Like a date? Anything?

First, Terri Schiavo on Thursday.

Then, Pope John Paul II yesterday.

This is getting ridiculous. And scary. The world's...like...changing. IT ISN'T SUPPOSED TO DO THAT!  >_<  It's supposed to stay the same forever and ( Read more... )

It is 6:30 and I've yet to sleep.

Wow.

I'm crazy.

I wonder if I'll even bother to get sleep at this point. Hmm. Interesting challenge. Staying awake two days in a row. Hmmmm.

I decided with Roseanne today that I will hereby send myself on a Holy Crusade to satirize every teacher I know, either directly or indirectly (or every teacher funny enough ( Read more... )

I was on a forum today. Unfortunately, it ended up consuming my entire day to the point where I didn't do much of anything else. It was awesome.

I saw this one subject:

Title: "All who are lost, please read this".

Yet, it's a locked topic.

o_o      ........

Thank you for giving me one more reason to feel lost, buddy.   -_-

::hands head dejectedly ( Read more... )

I can already tell I have too much time on my hands.

Today, I intended on starting my World History homework at 5.

Out of boredom, I type in "Logic" in my lil' Optimum Online search engine.

I get back this one website with an explanation of atheism and the logic of its beliefs, and a list of practically every logical fallacy known to humanity.

Let' ( Read more... )

On March 24th, 2005, at 11:14AM, God said "Let there be light!"

And, so there was.

And it was good.

Mmmm.

Yeah. So, for the past two days, I have been without electricity. It was fun. I had to use a wealth of Jewish candles straight from Tel-Aviv to illuminate the place. It was awesome. This must be what Emmaus is like.

Hmmm. Emmaus. Unfortunately ( Read more... )

Uh...so, yeah.

For those of you who have noticed, or have cared to notice, or whatever the heck, I've been emo lately, ever since Friday. It's awesome. I've joined the ranks of Mike and stuff. I feel proud. Maybe he can induct me into the honorary hall of emoness. It'd be an honor.

But...uh...yeah.

Just another lovely lapse of self-confidence/worth ( Read more... )

Oh, yeah. Something I found on a message board.


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w00t

I'm marching tomorrow, jackasses. For Band. With my big, gigantic, pearl, white, pearly white tuba of manliness. Oh, yeah. I'm gonna look sexy.

I marched this past Sunday near Morris Park...which was pretty much where I marched for Columbus Day. But, not this time. Not in about ten hours. Oh no. This time, it's gonna be through Manhattan. ( Read more... )

Hmmm.

This was a pretty bland week.

I was supposed to have Act I of Death of a Salesman read by Monday and...uh...well, let's just say that it hasn't been until now that I've decided to actually become a "senior" and become...well...you know..."dumb". As I type these words, I have yet to finish the act, and he's now expecting us to have Act II read ( Read more... )

Ashley and I recently sat at a big, huge, gigantic, shiny, ebony table with coffee mugs filled with cold milk, along with oreo cookies and cheese, and we discussed a deep, quizzical, perplexing, complex, perplexingly complex, and philosophical hypothesis:

What if God had an SN?

Would He be on your Buddy List? What He be on the top of it? Or in the ( Read more... )