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[apoorboy]

This school really needs to do more shows per year. How am I supposed to get into Juilliard with only 28 productions on my resumé, many of them community theater? I should have taken a workshop or two over the summer. It would be completely unnecessary for me, of course, but directors love to see that kind of thing

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[allshowbusiness]

People really don't apply to Northwestern as an actual choice, do they?

[apoorboy]

I certainly won't be. Why would anyone want to stay in the Midwest?

[allshowbusiness]

The Midwest is for people that gave up on their dreams. I need a metropolis that isn't surrounded by dairy farms.

[apoorboy]

Don't forget the corn. Why am I even in this hick state? My parents are usually off in New York or Boston or Bali while I'm stuck here.