finally, something eventful happened in my life. I just returned from seeing colin mockery and brad sherwood live (bobak is so gonna kill me). It was a really funny show (and sometimes painful ~shudders~ mouse traps, ugh) and yanni and I had a blast. when the show ended, we got slightly lost in stamford (not cool) and found out that my car was ( Read more... )

oligatory birthday post! obligatory birthday post! obligatory birthday post! obligatory birthday post! obligatory birthday post! obligatory birthday post! obligatory birthday post! obligatory birthday post! obligatory birthday post! obligatory birthday post! obligatory birthday post! obligatory birthday post! obligatory birthday post! obligatory ( Read more... )

You Are 28% Addicted to Myspace
Your Myspace addiction factor is: Low

You're a typical casual Myspace user... you know what it's all about, but you haven't been sucked in (yet)!
Are You Addicted to Myspace?

haha, i rock

( The Random Question Meme! )

1. Imagine you had ten kids, five boys and five girls, what would you call them: (my poor wife) boys - Jacob, Seth, Zero, and i'd leave the other 2 to my wife girls - Kate, Jessica, Jenna, Amanda, and the last is again for my wife
2. Do you have braces, if so, have you ever gotten your toothbrush stuck in your braces?: not now, but a few years back ( Read more... )

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let's see how many people remember this sumuva bitch:

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who sailed the seas in a bucket.
When he reached shore,
He could take it no more,
And said to himself,
"Aw, Fuck it."

(ps. i encourage anyone who wants to to go back and read old entries. You never know, you could find something that helps or interests you

Garfield: There's something about Vagina. (Mary)
JON: The Neverending Vagina (Story all of them)
Adrienne: Lord of the Vagina (RINGS ALL OF THEM)
VOTTA: JAMES AND THE GIANT VAGINA
Tiger- The Vagina and The Furious (Fast)
Temp- Ghost In The Vagina (Shell)
Amanda *DSC* Divine Secrets of the Vagina Sisterhood
Katie - The Vagina and the Tramp
Katy- G.I ( Read more... )

I will not interrogate my enemies in my inner sanctum. A small hotel room located well outside the borders of my kingdom works just as well and has the benefits of privacy and intimacy. After the interrogation, I will shoot them ( Read more... )

1. Reply with your name and I'll respond with something random about you ( Read more... )