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apoplecticfittz

The Most Beautiful Woman

Feb 13, 2009 03:45

I know we, as a fickle society, often struggle with the guttural opinion as to whether or not Sarah Jessica Parker is a physically attractive person. I've often, personally, fallen on the idea that she is a leathery goblin. However, I have had heated debates and the outcome is often polarizing. I mean, sometimes we're presented with the likes of ( Read more... )

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have you seen her new shoes? anonymous February 13 2009, 17:36:42 UTC

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Re: have you seen her new shoes? apoplecticfittz February 13 2009, 18:01:55 UTC

Mmm, yes, much like her appearance on my television, she shoes speak to me as well.

anonymous February 13 2009, 19:23:24 UTC

I watched this on my laptop while taking a shit.

Nothing's better in life than laughing while taking a shit.

apoplecticfittz February 13 2009, 19:40:04 UTC

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anonymous February 14 2009, 05:12:46 UTC

That's like a face goatsee.

apoplecticfittz February 14 2009, 05:30:32 UTC

It gives you a funny feeling down there, too?

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incomple February 14 2009, 00:16:32 UTC

I was going to make two columns with regard to this "The Most Beautiful Woman" supposition, one labeled "for" and the other "against." The "For" column was going to consist of a single item, Honeymoon in Vegas, a movie wherein I remember Sarah Jessica Parker being really hot. I could only find the following, however, while attempting to look up the movie.

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apoplecticfittz February 14 2009, 03:03:19 UTC

"Your honor, the defense doesn't have a (third) leg to stand on."

Also, I'll have you know, I actually typed in the phrase "Sarah Jessica Parker sexy" in Google. But, while I was doing so, the suggested option was "Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse". That's cold, Googs.

incomple February 14 2009, 05:30:42 UTC

Google's got it right, for once...

As culturally important-and, well, fuck it, culturally valiant-as such a website may be*, I find it hard to support the efforts of its authors. It just strikes me as kind of woman-hating and shitty.

I say this while we mock this horsey, horse-faced woman on a public forum, of course, but admittedly your video is more just about you being a fuckin' weirdo-something that I FULLY support-than SJP herself.

*(I'm talking here about "sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com," you understand)

apoplecticfittz February 14 2009, 05:39:16 UTC

Yes, I agree. And see, I painfully avoided the sexist dick caveat by entitling the video "The Most Beautiful Woman", and you know, maybe not just for comedy. Maybe not.

Maybe being a fuckin' weirdo means I am actually now immensely attracted to SJP. Just maybe.

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... otimus February 14 2009, 05:48:10 UTC

I've seen that face before...

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Re: ... apoplecticfittz February 14 2009, 05:52:19 UTC

Holy shit.

Now I'm going to have to kill myself.

silent079 February 14 2009, 09:46:24 UTC

Did you make that video yourself? If you did I am afraid.

apoplecticfittz February 14 2009, 10:46:24 UTC

All by myself.