Fried chicken makes Eagan cry, how can you vote for such a wimpy guy?

[aporiae]

God I hated when we got fried chicken for dinner. What is with that stuff? It’s bad enough that there’s more fried batter than chicken and that I can never seem to find any substantial mouthfuls of meat (despite my sharp teeth), but even worse was when dad got it from Albertson’s deli. There was always hair in it. And not just one, either. You’d

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[pollenismisery]

what the hell were you doing?

[aporiae]

Wait a minute, how did you get italics on livejournal?

[aporiae]

Figured it out. Things will never be the same.

[pollenismisery]

I like to think of those as two totally unrelated statements. One is relevant to the conversation at hand, the other is a reminder of the brevity of experience. Please do this more often. Every moment is precious. Sometimes I forget.