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I DON'T WANT TO HANG OUT WITH YOU. I DON'T WANT TO LOOK AT YOUR FACE EVER AGAIN. YOU CREEP ME, OUT CREEP-WEIRDO. "why did you leave so fast after math?" UHHHHH CUZ I WAS AVOIDING YOU. GOSH DANGIT. WHY ARE SOME PEOPLE SO STUPID ( Read more... )

SCHOOLYARD GAMES FOR
UNPOPULAR CHILDREN.

BY GREG KNAUSS

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Hide 'n Be Lonely
Goose Goose Goose
Teeter
Unhappy-Go-Round
Kick the Can, Over and Over Again, Angrily
Studio Apartment
Very Easy Tag

Right now I am eating this Japanese candy that my coworker brought back from Japan. It is called "Aha! Brain." Strange. When I open up the box and pull out the bag of candy, i see pictures of lawn furniture on the inside of the box. How exciting ( Read more... )

"Indian War Whoop" on the O Brother, Where Art Thou? soundtrack expresses how I feel most of the time. and to listen to is to bellow and bawl my pent-up energy. It's a gas. But then it's over in a minute-thirty ( Read more... )

Today I got my car detail-cleaned. And when I opened my door to get inside I found a plastic bag on the passenger seat and inside were 5 things ( Read more... )