I think I only bought this album because I like the cover so much.
I really don't enjoy listening to it that much. It makes me feel a little like a pathetic love-sick saggy haggy.

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1. I will never get my lost luggage back ( Read more... )

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Hello my name is Reginald Schweeny. I work at the Cleveland Zoo. I enjoy working with the animals because we can't really become cross with each other. Not like you can become cross with humans. I know what that's like. One minute you are resting your head on a person's shoulder and your voice is pleasant and their voice is pleasant and you are ( Read more... )

I have a feeling that Christmas and my birthday are gonna kinda suck.

My holiday will be very busy ( Read more... )

My soap's gonna give me a splinter. It's got little wood pellets in it. And my mom says it smells like a man ( Read more... )

I think I inherited my father's broadcasting voice. I noticed this when I gave my speech today. My voice was doing all these professional-sounding dips and turns. It was like I was reading the news report on npr or something. So natural, except I don't know how people like it. MAYBE I DON'T CARE IF THEY LIKE IT OR NOT. Meeeeeeeeeee I gotta be ( Read more... )