Please don't hit me.

[apple_pi]

So, I love (to make scoffing noises at) Jeremy Clarkson. And I - obviously - lust for Richard Hammond. I mean, hello. I am but human, etc etc. But I sometimes - occasionally - you know, once in a while - feel that James May is actually my Top Gear soulmate. Although I like to drive fast (mmmm, I luuuuuuuuve to drive fast), I must confess that I

Comments

[dafnagreer]

I think most of us prefer May, don't we? I seem to recall a couple polls at topgearslash suggesting as such, anyway. Or to put it another way, in the game of cliff, marry, shag -- May usually gets marry and then everyone splits on whether to shag Clarkson or cliff him.

[apple_pi]

Hahaha, very wise. (Cliff him!)

[misstrixi]

I couldn't agree more! That's exactly how I feel as well ;)

[apple_pi]

Yay! Great minds think alike. :-)

[synekdokee]

Your icon is soooo hot.

[apple_pi]

I have not seen that, but man, now I'm looking for it! Thanks for the tip. :-) I'm sorry your sins have caused you to crush on Clarkson

[veronamay]

James May is sex on legs. Bad, slow, awkward British sex maybe, but still.

Also, he's a cat person. What more could a girl want?

[apple_pi]

Ahahahaha bad, slow, British sex oh man. You totes made my day with that line. *g*

[browngirl]

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TopGear

[apple_pi]

Thank you for this - I wiled away about an hour at work (it's slow) reading this, lol.