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[apple_pirate]

Grand Central Station is one of my favorite places to be, if only for all the middle-aged businessmen full-on sprinting to the platforms. Akward. They probably haven't run in decades, but there they are, comb-overs flopping, pant legs riding, every limb flailing (the briefcase always perfectly still), hauling some serious ass. Shoulda gotten

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[trapezzoid]

Bahaha. That's so charming.

[apple_pirate]

Haha your icon still cracks me up every time I see it.

[trapezzoid]

Black Zack is the sex

[apple_pirate]

"Eventually, the character of Zack Taylor was written out of the television program, because Jones wanted more money."

...

"Jones also had a major role in the backyard wrestling movie Backyard Dogs, which spent time as the lowest-rated movie on the Internet Movie Database."

*Slow clap*

[some_kid_neil]

But in middle school, there are reasons to have cell phones!

I always love your entries. They make me smile.

"the briefcase always perfectly still"

[apple_pirate]

But there's no reason to put your jugs on display like a dairy window. I mean, srsly.

And lawlthx! I'm glad :)

[some_kid_neil]

Man sounds like someone envys the little kids abilities to put said jugs on display. Trust me if i were a girl in middle school and i had something to show i would. Also your statement about being twelve in middle school offends me as i was 15.

[apple_pirate]

Ohhh-ho-ho-ho-ho-HOOOOOOOooooooo! I'd be offended, but I've been puttin' my jugs on display since 1999.