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[apple_pirate]

DEAR GOD WHY?

Oh, and another of life's mysteries while we're at it: No peanut products allowed at work. What am I supposed to eat for lunch? Sand? I swear, if I figure out which camper is allergic, someone's getting a beatdown, whether by my own hands or the studded mace that is the rage of a hundred parents.

Comments

[some_kid_neil]

That was a cute anger rant.

[apple_pirate]

Well golly gee whiz, I meant every word of it!

[trapezzoid]

Easy way to find out: Throw peanuts at everyone. See who dies.

[apple_pirate]

Hahaha that is so wrong but so right. Kids brought in peanut butter and jelly the first day anyway...

[iamlindsay]

Are you working at the town rec Kidz Kamp?!

[apple_pirate]

Close! TEEN ADVENTURE CAMP at the plex! Unfortunately we don't get paid $15 per hour like you Dr. Wolfe minions (BOOOO!), buuut it's something.

[apple_pirate]

And also, I want to know who the hell came up with those names.

Kidz Kamp Kamperz... Really? Really?

[iamlindsay]

Hahahah...it's almost like, German or something. MEIN KIDZ KAMF. Teen Adventure is awesome though!!! That's the one I had hoped they'd put me in...but Kidz Kamp it was.

PLUS, it was right next door to the stupid Wolfe camp, so every day I could look over and watch people make $6 more an hour than me for doing 50% less. Damn you Wolfe minions!!!

But oh man, have fun with that!! It was practically the best job ever for me so I hope you enjoy it toooo!