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[applebee]

I NEED YOUR HELP.

I'm not above bribery or weird favours. In fact, I'm all for them.

Just a heads up, I've been teaching sexual education since July.

Tonight at work, I'm doing something a little weird. The team I work with is going online to do a chat about sexuality. Want to hear the kicker? We're NOT supposed to talk about CONDOMS,

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[vincentfedelia]

I'm sure the catholic school board will be happy to have the burning question answered of what a rim job or scat is :)
(maybe it's for the best if I don't request accurate information)
also, You never called me. Slut.

[applebee]

I'm letting the to-do list ripen with age. Like a fine wine, or cheese!

[it_killed_me]

Alright...JUST for clarification...

How is that even possible? How can you have a sexuality chat and not address those topics? How can you call it "education" when you're sticking to abstinence-only?

I've got my knickers in a twist.

[justen]

Couldn't make it as I was at work. Hope it went well.

[shannonsmuse]

Sorry.

[applebee]

Don't worry.
The server crashed.
Tragedy!

(you doing alright?)

[shannonsmuse]

It's a sign!

(Can't complain... too much. You?)

[applebee]

I'm buying something (tequila? tea? BOTH?) and trapping you in your house and talking to you for hours.
I'm so sorry for missing your birthday bash.