same old situation

[applebitch]

i feel like that middle-aged woman who sits alone in bars waiting for the romance of her life...

...except i'm only 16, and i don't want romance so much as i haven't had sex in a long time.

i want to travel.
i want to quit my job.
i want to finish this goddamned blueberry muffin.
i want to shut the fuck up.

-peace-

Comments

[lordcoon]

What once was a mid-life crisis gave rise to the quarter-life crisis, which now gives rise to the eigth-life crisis? Where does it end? Kindergarteners trying to discover their meaning and motivation in life? Fetuses debating their purpose?

Personally, I look forward to sperm questioning their unwavering devotion to their self-imposed goal of fertilization.