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Feb 07, 2007 17:52

1. Can you cook ( Read more... )

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studiolights February 7 2007, 19:01:04 UTC

1. Can you cook? A bit ( ... )

part one! xtina_n_char February 7 2007, 19:16:10 UTC

1. Can you cook? sure can ( ... )

part 2! xtina_n_char February 7 2007, 19:18:22 UTC

9. Tell me your favorite joke: this quite a long one....As a handy man arrived at his next job to fix a woman's telly, the woman was on her way out to the shops. As she was leaving she told him that she would pay him when she got back she also said, "Don't worry about the dog, he wont do anything but dont under any circumstances talk to the parrot!" The handyman agreed and went about his buisiness...as he walked into the lounge he noticed the dog...it was a big mother fucker that could most probablly rip his adam's apple out in two seconds but like the lady said, the dog didnt seem to do anything and the handyman went about sorting out the tv..but the parrot...gees that thing just wouldnt stop cursing, it was "fuck this" and "fuck that" before long it was beggining to piss the handy man off.....so...the handyman after about 20 mins of non-stop, "fuck", "fuck", "fuck" from the parrot shouted, "For fucks sake, shut the hell up!"...it was at this point the parrot said, " ROVER GET HIM BOY!" The End....it actually wasnt very funny was it ( ... )