The Vending Machine meme! (Economy!Blaise..and what OTP?!)
1. Thank you to everyone who filled out the poll! It was mildly surprising and very interesting.
2. Today by onecrimsontie. I've recced this before, but I'm doing it again because I just re-read it. This fic is an unbelievable piece of work. It's the trio, gen-fic, and you should read it because it is really, really good. It's also short as one-shots go, so ( Read more... )
2. Today by onecrimsontie. I've recced this before, but I'm doing it again because I just re-read it. This fic is an unbelievable piece of work. It's the trio, gen-fic, and you should read it because it is really, really good. It's also short as one-shots go, so ( Read more... )
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Remus can name, offhand, several things wrong with Sirius. This should not be a new development for anyone. He closes his book and looks up at James. “Why? What’s going on?”
“He’s insane,” James says. “Absolutely mental.”
“That’s always been true,” points out Remus.
“Yeah, but he just dropped about a load of dungbombs in broad daylight. I dunno if McGonagall found him yet. I wouldn’t go near the Charms corridor anytime soon if I were you.”
Remus wrinkles his nose. “Thanks for the tip.”
Oops, Sirius was only indirectly in it :P
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But I did your prompt right the second time, if you add prompt 1 and prompt 2 together--
Sirius Black does not tolerate setbacks. He vaults over them. He digs deep under them. He plows through them with single-minded determination. He sets them on fire. He catapults himself over them. Whether it be by blowing it up, killing it, or dragging another brain into it (usually James, but if they are both stumped, then Remus is forcibly and disagreeably involved), Sirius marches on through life. Temporary defeat is not acceptable.
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<3
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As Draco's hands slipped to clutch and release her hips, she was reminded of their first time. He sank before her on his knees, pulling down her panties and lifting each foot, urging her out of the scrap of lace. He had pressed a kiss to the inside of her knee, which had seemed like such an odd spot, but she went weak and wobbly and was only conscious that he was holding her up as he rose again. Ginny could remember being amazed that such a selfish git could be such a selfless lover.
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BLAISE! :)))))))))))))))) OMG BLAISE & MEEEEEEE! Capslock ON BITCHES!
I am not a hotline for help
Uh, Blaise said hot. He is soooo hot.
Blaise couldn’t ever remember dropping balls of any sort before in his life
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA NO.
Then Min and Jenn popped out and tackled Blaise to the ground.
BEST. EFFING. LINE. EVER. We're the SHIT.
You and Jenn ROCK like earthquakes. SHAKES baby, SHAKES!
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I'll pass it on to Jenn. We actually wrote that a while back and I went digging for it :P
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Well, Leila, you've kind of shot yourself in the foot here. Because you've done such a fabulous job with this that I now see it as my personal duty to badger you incessantly for more. Or, at the very least, beseech you in my most winning style.
Please, more. This ... just ... guh. I'll consider it a birthday present. ;) And I'll even let you give me a Sarkney prompt, that I'll have ready for your birthday. (Since, y'know, they're the same day and all.) Deal? Or no deal?
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LOL. DEAL. I LOOK FORWARD TO IT OMG. KERRY IS WRITING SARKNEY. *runs wildly around* Okay, prompt (all I can think of): Babylon or Sark surprising Sydney in some way or "Do you ever use your tactical driving and evasion training to get out of traffic?"
EEEEEEE *giddy*
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"I'm not contradicting you."
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Sirius had somehow managed to smuggle in Venomous Tentacula, and Remus recoiled as Sirius came closer, grunting with effort of holding the heavy pot. Remus peered at it carefully after realizing it wasn’t attempting to touch him with its teethy vines.
“Stunned it,” Sirius informed him matter-of-factly, depositing it heavily on the ground with a certain air of triumph. “You should’ve seen it when I got it, left marks all the way down my arm.”
“That’s Class C Non-Tradable Substance!” Remus whispered, mortified. “The Ministry considers it a menace! It’s illegal, Sirius.”
“I’m not contradicting you,” Sirius said delightedly, giving the plant an affectionate pet on its leaves. “If they know who got it, I’ll probably only be fined. And nonsense, its name is Sebastian. Clingy bastard ( ... )
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I think my brain just fell out of my head in delight.
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