Comments | applef: this scapegrace will pay my barking harangue... are you listening?

applef

this scapegrace will pay my barking harangue... are you listening?

Aug 26, 2006 12:27

manipulation

(n) 1: exerting shrewd or devious influence especially for one's own advantage.You began as a challenge, didn't you? I naively sought to tame something I knew was incapable of buckling beneath the pressure of my insanity because you'd tasted it once before. In the elegant curves and sharp angles of insecure eyes like mine that rebuked ( Read more... )

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james_purefoy August 26 2006, 17:52:24 UTC

I'm still rather curious.

applef August 26 2006, 18:17:33 UTC

You'll have to continue to be so. This one's on lock.

jason_kay August 26 2006, 18:42:31 UTC

You're beautifully fucked up, you silly bint.

applef August 26 2006, 18:55:15 UTC

Don't pretend that you don't like it, you masochist.

jason_kay August 26 2006, 19:05:32 UTC

Like is an understatement and the tune still makes me smug, Shadowboxer.

applef August 26 2006, 19:29:53 UTC

Well...I didn't want to appear too smug. You might knock me down a peg or two, Mr. Moon.

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brmolko August 26 2006, 21:54:13 UTC

Your fury is always sexy.

applef August 26 2006, 22:15:56 UTC

I've learned from the best, Darling.

brmolko August 26 2006, 22:22:16 UTC

Yes, I give the most amazing crash courses in how to be the perfect Mega-Bitch Diva.

applef August 26 2006, 22:24:44 UTC

I still can't properly throw a fit without tossing something against a wall. So, I guess I'm still in need of instruction.

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n_campbell August 27 2006, 01:30:13 UTC

There is nothing worse that a cow who wants to cross the fence and eat your grass.

applef August 27 2006, 03:38:04 UTC

Especially when said cow's been eating all day.

n_campbell August 27 2006, 03:42:12 UTC

She'd be ready to slaughter then.

applef August 27 2006, 20:16:02 UTC

Ready to be amused? The cow is a He.

shannen_d August 27 2006, 10:05:07 UTC

If I wanted him, I'd reach out and take him.

No matter how fucking fantastic my virginal walls are, even if they managed to squeeze out a fucking orchestra, they'd never do for him what you do. That's the beauty of it. I get to keep my brother and know he is fucking happy as a pig in mud.

If you need help kicking any whores in the cunt, look me up, I'm damn good with a spiked heel dollface.

applef August 27 2006, 21:57:24 UTC

Well said, Sista Soldier.

I hear your vaginal walls can squeeze out more than a fucking orchestra, I hear it can write symphonies that could be Chopin to shame. No matter what he tells you, he's still got terrible taste in women and one day, it'll bite him in the ass. Actually, it has already. Several times in fact. Thank you for that vote of confidence, beautiful, it was needed more than you'll ever know.

This particular whore has balls but the spiked heel is still appropriate. Should it come to that, I'll throw up the Pentagram and will expect you to come running in stiletto's, tall leather boots and flatteringly short skirt. Putting foot to ass doesn't mean you've got to look shabby whilst you do it.