Undercover, Out of Character & In Others Words: A Castle/Beckett Tale
Undercover
Out of Character & In Others Words
Spoilers: 3x15
Undercover
Out of Character & In Others Words
{a Castle/Beckett Tale}
For jensen_girl22
Please excuse my rather liberal interpretation of Undercover Work.
Season One
Episode: 1x05 - A Chill Goes Throguh Her Veins
Out of Character As: A Married Couple
Where: Victims apartment
Castle: Alright, so you and I are married
Beckett: We are not married
Castle: Relax, it was just pretend
Beckett: I don't want to pretend
Castle: Scared you'll like it?
Beckett: Okay, if we're married, I want a divorce
Roger: Are you two like this all the time?
Castle & Beckett: Yes
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Episode: 1x07 - Home Is Where The Heart Stops
Undercover as: A date
Where: Metropolitan American Dance Theatre Gala Fundraising Event
Castle: Listen Mr Mayor I'd like to present to you Detective Kate Beckett. Kate Beckett, you know the Mayor
Bob The Mayor: Well this is Detective Beckett.
Beckett: It's an honour to met you sir
Bob The Mayor: Oh, please. Call me Bob. He he he. Rick, she's even prettier than you said
Castle: Mmhmm.
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Episode: 1x09 Little Girl Lost
Undercover as: Castle - Hostage Demand Drop off
Where: Park
Beckett: Be careful, ok?
Castle: Do I detect actual concern for my well-being?
Beckett: Screw this up and I'll kill you.
Castle: That's more like it.
Castle: Okay, I have eyes on the target. Over. Are you reading me?
Beckett: We don't have to read you, we can see you. Now shut up and focus
Castle: Roger that.
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Season Two
Episode: 2x01 - Deep In Death
Undercover As: Author researching underground Russian poker games and... his lucky charm
Where: Russian Poker Game in Chinatown
Beckett: Him, a cop? Don't make me laugh. He's barely even a man
Castle: Beckett?
Beckett: But you are a man, aren't you. A very handsome man. Richard, are you bothering this handsome man?
Guy: Go away
Beckett: Okay! Boys and their guns, am I supposed to be impressed?
Guy: This doesn't concern you.
Beckett: Actually...it does
Castle: (whispering) Is it just my imagination, or did you change?
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Episode: 2x06 - Vampire Weekend
Out of Character As: (earlier) Mal Reynolds, Edgar Allan Poe and a Surprise
Where: The Castle Loft, Halloween Party
Beckett: Hey Poe, looking for me?
Castle: What? You're you!
Beckett: You sound so disappointed Castle
Castle: I said costumes were mandatory. I mean dress up, you know, be a little scary
Beckett: Yeah, well, I was going for sexy
(begins to undo belt, only to reveal a frog on springs with a flashing nose)
Beckett: Now were even
Castle: I'm giving you the bird
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Episode: 2x16 - The Mistress Always Spanks Twice
Undercover As: Kate and her Very Bad Boy, Ricky
Where: Lady Irena's House of Pain
Beckett: Hi, my name is Kate and my boyfriend has been a very bad boy. Yes, that's right. His names Ricky
Castle: What are you doing?
Beckett: Actually a friend of mine recommended a Mistress Venom?
Castle: Wait
Beckett: Is she available tonight? 4:00 pm?
Castle: You know what?
Beckett: Sure, that's prefect. Thank you
Castle: Oh that's very funny, now call her back
Beckett: Uhh-uhh Castle. This is the prefect way to get Venom without tipping out hand. What's the matter Castle? You afraid of a little role play? (Laughs and leaves the room)
Castle: Yeah, you better run!
Receptionist: Welcome to Lady Irena's House of Pain. How can I serve you?
Beckett: (shouting at Castle) Well answer her! You see what I have to deal with? My boyfriend Ricky has an appointment at 4:00 pm with Mistress Venom
Receptionist: Will you be joining him?
Beckett: Oh yes, I've been dying to watch him squirm
Receptionist: Mistress Venom would be delighted to have an audience
Beckett: Do you think we could gag him?
Castle: Remember my safe word is apples...
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Episode: 2x19 - Wrapped Up In Death
Out of Character As: Indiana Jones
Where: New York History Museum
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Episode: 2x24 - A Deadly Game
Undercover As: Super Secret Spies
Where: Cafe
Castle: Aren't you Steve's Friend?
Lady: (French accent) Pardon?
Castle: Aren't you Steve's Friend?
Lady: Steve? No, sorry. I don't know Steve.
Castle: Are you sure. So he's not your brother?
Lady: Go away!
Castle: Okay.
Man: Aren't you Steve's Friend?
Castle: No, Steve's my brother
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Season Three
Episode: 3x05 - Anatomy of a Murder
In The Words of: Greg McClintock's Love Letters
Where: The Precinct
Castle: "No matter the obstacles, no matter how hard you try, you’ll never get rid of me. I love you"
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Episode: 3x07 - Almost Famous
Undercover As: Rick and his girlfriend, whose ideas it was to come here tonight.
Where: The Package Store Male Strip Club
Castle: You know, ever since I've been following you, i've been dreaming of the day you said lets go the the strip club and get this dirtbag. (dejectedly) I just never imagined it would feel like this.
Beckett: Castle?
Castle: Hey, honey. This is my girlfriend whose idea it was to come here tonight. She's very adventurous, you have no idea.
Castle: Lets go backstage and grab us some Hans
Beckett: No need to, Honey, he's in the next act
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Episode: 3x10 - Last Call
Undercover As: A couple, together.
Where: The Old Haunt
Castle: What are you doing?
Beckett: Well I'm not going to get much out of Brian looking like a cop
Castle: Undercover. I like it. You might want to pop another button just in case.
Beckett: Did you see that?
Castle: How could I miss it? Can't he see we're together? Undercover...
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Episode: 3x11 - Nikki Heat
In The Words of: The Future Kevin Ryan
Where: Crime Scene
Castle: You can't just ask. You've got to make statement. Helicopter ride.
Beckett: Actually most girls prefer something a little more intimiate.
Castle: Oh, so he's supposed to be boring and just ask, 'will you marry me?'
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Episode: 3x13 - Knockdown
Undercover As: Drunk Couple
Where: Back Alley
Beckett: I’m open to dumb ideas here.
Castle: Good, cause I've got one.
Castle: That was amazing… the way you knocked him out I mean… it was…
Beckett: Lets go. Yeah.
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Episode: 3x14 - Lucky Stiff
Undercover As: Couple
Where: Club
Beckett: No, handcuffs!
Castle: Right!
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Episode: 3x15 - The Final Nail
In The Words Of: F. Scott Fitzgerald and Ernest Hemingway
Where: Outside Damien's House
Beckett: "Show me a hero and I'll write you a tragedy," F. Scott Fitzgerald said that.
Castle: Then it must have been Ernest Hemingway that said 'man, I sure could use a drink right about now'
Beckett: Lead the way, I'm buying
Castle: It's valentines Day. Should you be in a nice Candlelit restaurant, wearing a nude dress, ordering surf and turf?
Beckett: I've got a couple of hours. You okay?
Castle: Yeah, I'm fine.
Beckett: Liar
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