Fic: House Cleaning

[astraplain]

A short future fic inspired by tonight's episode.

Title: House Cleaning

Rating: PG

Summary: Kurt finds some of Adam's old DVDs

Comments

[shadowc44]

Thank you! And of COURSE Kurt will eventually wind up with Adam. I like Adam's idea of porn, and that he couldn't even get through the actual porn DVD!

[astraplain]

*L* Adam could barely get through Blaine singing the opening theme on "Naughty Crooners". You know someone has already given Kurt a copy of Blaine's CD, "It's Not Love But It's Got a Good Beat: theme songs from alternative adult entertainment"

[shadowc44]

Of course they have! And he probably couldn't subject his finely-tuned ears to that, either!

And i suppose "Naughty Crooners" was set in an all-boys' shool with uniforms, where the actors pretend to be in high school, even though they're in their late 20s or 30s. Or is that too unrealistic, even for porn? :)

[astraplain]

After Glee, nothing is too unrealistic : )

[wolfish_willow]

Awww. This was great. Definitely needed a bit of a laugh. And yes. Obviously Kurt will end up with Adam in the future, no matter what Show tries to tell us. :D

[astraplain]

Thank you. No matter what we see on screen from now until the end of the series, I'm choosing to believe that most of it is a drug-induced dream caused by whatever Santa Cody used to spike the punch.

Just wondering - for all the talk of a Klaine wedding, have we heard marriage? Kurt and Blaine as best friends could still be called endgame.

[vcg73]

This is hilarious! It starts off so innocently sweet and then Pow! "Naughty Crooners". Hee hee! At least his love for singing about sex toys finally found its audience. ;)

[astraplain]

Thanks : ) Imagine the "Naughty Crooners" fansites. There'd be exhaustive lists of songs containing references to sex toys and meta about the decor.