Comments | applesaucemcgee: I'm such a non conformist that I wont conform with the rest of Live Journal. Wait, yes I will.

applesaucemcgee

I'm such a non conformist that I wont conform with the rest of Live Journal. Wait, yes I will.

Apr 14, 2004 21:26

I want everyone who reads this to ask me three questions...no more, no less. Ask me anything you want. Then I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this...allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything.

And so it begins....

Comments 8

xthemusicx April 14 2004, 18:44:45 UTC

1) What is your favorite band/movie/book?

2) Are you...happy?

3) Describe your kitchen.

applesaucemcgee April 16 2004, 15:18:24 UTC

1) Trapt/Gordy/Amelia Badelia Series

2) No, I havent been happy since I was shot into the fallopian tubes with the force of 47 William Shatners singing.

3) Picture having your penis run over by a steam roller, then chopped off, only after your balls were crushed in a vice while simultaniously being seared with the flame of a lighter while your toung was stapled to a cork board and shot at with a 9mm. Then multiply that pain by 60. Now add 4 for every close relative you lost. That is only half of the pain I experience while in my home's cookery.

...... wicked_101 April 15 2004, 15:21:07 UTC

Um Reed you didnt ask 3 questions...bad boy..anyway....

1.why are you so cool?
2.do you hate mr white as much as i do?
3.umm do oyu like chocolate covered strawberries??

Yea this took me awhile
one more question...when are we going to have our baking party that never occured?

<3

Re: ...... applesaucemcgee April 18 2004, 19:31:29 UTC

1. I'm not cool. Nobody likes me. Everybody hates me. I may as well go eat worms.

2. No, I love Mr. White. In fact, we are IN love. The wedding will happen in the fall.

3. Only if the chocolate is laced with pcp and mixed with embalming fluid.

Re: ...... wicked_101 April 19 2004, 17:20:05 UTC

1, you are cool...I dont hate you
2. well have a fun wedding
3. I love chocolate strawberries....haha

anonymous April 18 2004, 20:07:44 UTC

How big is your uterus?

do you enjoy sleeping with men?

WHY DONT PEOPEL CALL YOU BY YOUR REAL NAME?!!!

applesaucemcgee April 18 2004, 20:13:28 UTC

1. Think of the universe. It is ever expanding, as it is infinite. Now multiply that by 40, and you are almost there.

2. If by men you mean buffalo, then yes, yes I do enjoy sleeping with men.

3. To hear my name is to hear the voice of god. No mortal can withstand its mighty power.

neurotoxsin June 22 2004, 13:58:20 UTC

1. how much wood could a woodchuck chuck?

2. what does this remind you of?

3. do you feel any relation to this?

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