Bad Romance
Title: Bad romance
Paring: Jaeho, Junchun
Length: chaptered (3/?)
Genre: crack, romance, fluff
Rating: Pg13-Nc17
Summery: Jaejoong asked a complete stranger to be his husband..what can go wrong? Alot.
Beta:blanc_rosen
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“W-W-will you marry me?”
“WHAT?!” Yunho shrieked.
“Shhh…Shhh! Let me explain! My mom is trying to get me married and I can’t see myself marrying a complete stranger that I only met for like what? A day? (As if Yunho isn’t a stranger, haha)That would just be out of the question” Jaejoong explained and tried to calm Yunho, who was freaking out by now, down.They were getting pretty weird looks form people around them.
“Uh-huh, well….” Yunho sat in thought.
“There are benefits!” Jaejoong quickly added.
“Well, I am new here and do need a place to stay.” -biting lip- “I guess…"
“Great! Tonight, you can meet my parents.” (I wish i had a boyfriend like this! *pout*)
“Wow! Today was our first meeting, and then we got engaged; now I’m meeting your parents !”
Jaejoong just awkwardly laughed.
~*~
Yunho and Jaejoong were now standing in the train. The train got pretty crowded during the lunch rush so Yunho was now holding the metal handle attached to the roof with Jaejoong standing closely behind him, too close for his liking.
(oh la la going to get a bit steamy on the train? (; haha sorry cant write that yet!)
It was all peaceful for Yunho, just standing there with a hot piece of meat behind him. Until- he felt something creeping up his leg. Slowly it crept up, getting closer to his area. His eye widen as he notice the ‘thing’ had five fingers and was getting closer to his you know what
(Jaejoong stop touching Yunho!).
‘Crap crap crap! I’m going to get like freaking raped on the train! OMG I already cheated on my fiancée! Umma told me cheating is bad! I’m going to hell! I’m going to hell! Oh my holy crackers! Think, Yunho. Think.”
“Jaejoong…psst, Jaejoong.” He reached behind him slowly and tugged on Jaejoong’s sleeve.
“Hmm…what?”
“I got a problem down there.”
“A problem down there- Oh my god! Yunho, we aren’t even married yet and you are thinking about that! What happen to “Sex after marriage?” and in public too! (whisper) You could have just waited until we were home!”
He was confused for a bit until….’a PROBLEM down there’….putting 2 and 2 together.
(jae though Yunho was hard)
“JAEJOONG! NO!! How could you think of THAT! I meant the hand on my thigh! Clear your head, you gutter fish! Men are such pigs!” Yunho practically yelled.
The hand on his thigh disappeared due to his yelling. Yunho would have been glad but right now he was very agitated because of Jaejoong.
~*~
“……Oh nan, geu nuga nuga mworaedo naneun sangwan” Mrs. Kim hummed quietly while thinking about her plans for tonight.
“Oh Kim Jaejoong, I’ve got a surprise for you tonight.”
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sorry for the lateness! Dumb me accidentally put it on Privacy mode. >.>
I'm such a dummy lol
anyways i just heard like the best news ever! JYJ is coming back to the US!
I miss the last one but i hope i dont miss this one!! :D!!
^__________________________________^ finally got the next chapter for "A call for help" and Part ll "Oh my freaking goodness"
a/n: comments my lovely readers (:
Paring: Jaeho, Junchun
Length: chaptered (3/?)
Genre: crack, romance, fluff
Rating: Pg13-Nc17
Summery: Jaejoong asked a complete stranger to be his husband..what can go wrong? Alot.
Beta:blanc_rosen
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“W-W-will you marry me?”
“WHAT?!” Yunho shrieked.
“Shhh…Shhh! Let me explain! My mom is trying to get me married and I can’t see myself marrying a complete stranger that I only met for like what? A day? (As if Yunho isn’t a stranger, haha)That would just be out of the question” Jaejoong explained and tried to calm Yunho, who was freaking out by now, down.They were getting pretty weird looks form people around them.
“Uh-huh, well….” Yunho sat in thought.
“There are benefits!” Jaejoong quickly added.
“Well, I am new here and do need a place to stay.” -biting lip- “I guess…"
“Great! Tonight, you can meet my parents.” (I wish i had a boyfriend like this! *pout*)
“Wow! Today was our first meeting, and then we got engaged; now I’m meeting your parents !”
Jaejoong just awkwardly laughed.
~*~
Yunho and Jaejoong were now standing in the train. The train got pretty crowded during the lunch rush so Yunho was now holding the metal handle attached to the roof with Jaejoong standing closely behind him, too close for his liking.
(oh la la going to get a bit steamy on the train? (; haha sorry cant write that yet!)
It was all peaceful for Yunho, just standing there with a hot piece of meat behind him. Until- he felt something creeping up his leg. Slowly it crept up, getting closer to his area. His eye widen as he notice the ‘thing’ had five fingers and was getting closer to his you know what
(Jaejoong stop touching Yunho!).
‘Crap crap crap! I’m going to get like freaking raped on the train! OMG I already cheated on my fiancée! Umma told me cheating is bad! I’m going to hell! I’m going to hell! Oh my holy crackers! Think, Yunho. Think.”
“Jaejoong…psst, Jaejoong.” He reached behind him slowly and tugged on Jaejoong’s sleeve.
“Hmm…what?”
“I got a problem down there.”
“A problem down there- Oh my god! Yunho, we aren’t even married yet and you are thinking about that! What happen to “Sex after marriage?” and in public too! (whisper) You could have just waited until we were home!”
He was confused for a bit until….’a PROBLEM down there’….putting 2 and 2 together.
(jae though Yunho was hard)
“JAEJOONG! NO!! How could you think of THAT! I meant the hand on my thigh! Clear your head, you gutter fish! Men are such pigs!” Yunho practically yelled.
The hand on his thigh disappeared due to his yelling. Yunho would have been glad but right now he was very agitated because of Jaejoong.
~*~
“……Oh nan, geu nuga nuga mworaedo naneun sangwan” Mrs. Kim hummed quietly while thinking about her plans for tonight.
“Oh Kim Jaejoong, I’ve got a surprise for you tonight.”
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sorry for the lateness! Dumb me accidentally put it on Privacy mode. >.>
I'm such a dummy lol
anyways i just heard like the best news ever! JYJ is coming back to the US!
I miss the last one but i hope i dont miss this one!! :D!!
^__________________________________^ finally got the next chapter for "A call for help" and Part ll "Oh my freaking goodness"
a/n: comments my lovely readers (: