Child-like (Sex-ed for dummies)
Title: Child-like (Sex-ed for dummies)
Length: one-shot
Rating: pg-23 (sexual words)
Genre: crack, humor
Summery: Jaejoong brings his innocent Yunho to a sex ed class.
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It was a bright and sunny Saturday afternoon, a good day to go out on a picnic with your lover or walk side by side by the Hans River. But not for these two lovers, Jaejoong decided to sign them up for sex-ed class. The class wasn't for him, he already knew all about sex, but it was for his Yunho who is apparently really clueless about it. So now they were stuck in a small classroom with the weirdest teacher known to man.
"We will be taking a small quiz today to see how much you guys know about sex." the teacher that was wearing sparkles from head to toe announced. Jaejoong almost went blind from it, no joke. It should be illegal to wear that many sparkles! Even the whores down the street don't wear that much. Anyways the teacher walked skipped hopped around the classroom, handing everybody a test.
Name:_______________
Fill in the blank
s_x
pen__
pus__
_uck
Cu_
B_n__
(a/n: i hope you perverted fangirls got this. ;D)
"This is going to be easy, even Yunho should know this." Jaejoong smirked.
Name: Kim Jaejoong
Fill in the blank
sEx
penIS
pusSY
Fuck
cuM
bOnER
(a/n: the capitol bold letters are the letters they fill out)
After he was done he stole a glance at his boyfriend. He looked so cute concentrating. His bushy eyebrows were knitted together and his little tongue was poking out between his lips. He just wanted to reach over the squish the man. Things he wanted to do to Yunho right now flooded his mind.
"Calm down Jaejoong. You don't want a boner in the middle of class. Boobs, vagina, boobs, girls, nagging." (a/n: he's gay)
His growing dick calmed down finally after thinking about those disgusting beings.
(a/n: awww i bet you guys were wanting Jaejoong taking Yunho on the school desk...or something more kinky. ;D hehehe)
Seeing Yunho put down his purple fuzzy pen, he stole a peek at his boyfriend's paper.
Name: Jung Kim Yunniebear ^____^
Fill in the blank
sIx
penNY
pusHY
Duck
cuP
bUnNY
Yepp it was offical, his baby needed this class.
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a/n: HELLO! (: Long time no update! I know I know. I need to update soon! This was a little something I popped up in me during science class one day. The perverted thoughts I get during school. Lol and this was a little something to tell you guys im alive!
OH! And i know this story sounded rushed but i just wanted to type it out before it slipped my mind. but enjoy! ^__^
even my "a/n" sounded rushed.
a/n: comments will definitly get you a brownie point in my book! <33
Length: one-shot
Rating: pg-23 (sexual words)
Genre: crack, humor
Summery: Jaejoong brings his innocent Yunho to a sex ed class.
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It was a bright and sunny Saturday afternoon, a good day to go out on a picnic with your lover or walk side by side by the Hans River. But not for these two lovers, Jaejoong decided to sign them up for sex-ed class. The class wasn't for him, he already knew all about sex, but it was for his Yunho who is apparently really clueless about it. So now they were stuck in a small classroom with the weirdest teacher known to man.
"We will be taking a small quiz today to see how much you guys know about sex." the teacher that was wearing sparkles from head to toe announced. Jaejoong almost went blind from it, no joke. It should be illegal to wear that many sparkles! Even the whores down the street don't wear that much. Anyways the teacher walked skipped hopped around the classroom, handing everybody a test.
Name:_______________
Fill in the blank
s_x
pen__
pus__
_uck
Cu_
B_n__
(a/n: i hope you perverted fangirls got this. ;D)
"This is going to be easy, even Yunho should know this." Jaejoong smirked.
Name: Kim Jaejoong
Fill in the blank
sEx
penIS
pusSY
Fuck
cuM
bOnER
(a/n: the capitol bold letters are the letters they fill out)
After he was done he stole a glance at his boyfriend. He looked so cute concentrating. His bushy eyebrows were knitted together and his little tongue was poking out between his lips. He just wanted to reach over the squish the man. Things he wanted to do to Yunho right now flooded his mind.
"Calm down Jaejoong. You don't want a boner in the middle of class. Boobs, vagina, boobs, girls, nagging." (a/n: he's gay)
His growing dick calmed down finally after thinking about those disgusting beings.
(a/n: awww i bet you guys were wanting Jaejoong taking Yunho on the school desk...or something more kinky. ;D hehehe)
Seeing Yunho put down his purple fuzzy pen, he stole a peek at his boyfriend's paper.
Name: Jung Kim Yunniebear ^____^
Fill in the blank
sIx
penNY
pusHY
Duck
cuP
bUnNY
Yepp it was offical, his baby needed this class.
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a/n: HELLO! (: Long time no update! I know I know. I need to update soon! This was a little something I popped up in me during science class one day. The perverted thoughts I get during school. Lol and this was a little something to tell you guys im alive!
OH! And i know this story sounded rushed but i just wanted to type it out before it slipped my mind. but enjoy! ^__^
even my "a/n" sounded rushed.
a/n: comments will definitly get you a brownie point in my book! <33