Shall I compare thee with a cactus?

[applestocacti]

I feel I must confess: anyone who is not a cactus is slightly disappointing.

Comments

[tezuka_ku]

I'm back now. I left the cactus buying to Yukimura but I did get you a souvenir I suspect you will find satisfactory.

Ooc: It's an old book on cacti.

[applestocacti]

That sounds lovely. Can I make you tea? And glue you to a cabin so you don't leave again.

[tezuka_ku]

Just as soon as Oishi is suitably drugged. I make a nice drink for Oishi.

[applestocacti]

I assume you don't want me to make the same kind of tea for us?

[zenzaitensai]

You're also not a cactus.

[applestocacti]

It is part of a continual fight to improve myself.

[zenzaitensai]

Echizen-sensei could probably help you with that.

[applestocacti]

I worry there is too big a risk of becoming an orange.

[orangeisthenew]

I think you'd make an adorable cactus, Fuji-kun.

[applestocacti]

Why thank you, Echizen-sensei. I am quite flattered. Please note that is my preference if you decide to turn me into a pot plant.

[kaminokusaki]

I hope I picked a cactus you didn't already have before. I tried to find a unique one.

[applestocacti]

If you selected it, I do not doubt its beauty. May I come and see it?

[kaminokusaki]

Of course! I do hope you've made room for it.

[applestocacti]

It will have pride of place once it has met its cacti siblings.