So, I had my six months follow up with the oncologist. I've been jumped back another level closer to normal. I will only have to have mammograms once a year. WOO! WOO ( Read more... )

http://failblog.org/2008/12/10/online-dating-fail

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifjMgEWDoWQ
 

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/215400/january-06-2009/better-know-a-district---utah-s-3rd---jason-chaffetz

For those who don't have the time, 2:50 

So, I'm reading this http://saltlakecity.craigslist.org/zip/978730063.html and imaging the awkward sexual situation. 

I met the plumber at my old place, where the in-laws live, to snake the sewer line because it started backing up ( Read more... )

Not like any of us have any cash left.... but, but.... your shoes are YOUR shoes!

Nike's having an 80% off their last chance sale stuff PLUS an additional 20% with these coupon, DECCLEAR.... until 1/6.http://store.nike.com/index.jsp?cp=

So, the present isn't going to arrive on time....

I was told this great story about presents that do not arrive. This guy's wife has given him pictures of game consoles two years in a row and has NEVER actually given the guy a game console.  HA! HA! Poor bastard!

So.... I suggest some "gift" giving.

http://www.debbiesgifts.com/images/p1100024.jpg

http ( Read more... )

USA TODAY's Best-Selling Books List Top 150 books of the last 15 years (bold the ones you've read):

1. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone J.K. Rowling, art by Mary GrandPre
2. Dr. Atkins' New Diet Revolution Robert C. Atkins
3. The Da Vinci Code Dan Brown
4. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows J.K. Rowling, art by Mary GrandPre
5. Harry Potter and ( Read more... )

I miss the reflections of your eyes off the dirty salt shaker lids. I miss your touch when you we both pick up the shitty coffee carafe. I miss the syrupy sticky tables and overcooked eggs. Mostly, I miss your smiles and jokes....

But really.... I am just a complete and total pussy and can't seem to stay up later than 10 PM.

I love ya all!