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When does a noodle stop being a noodle and becomes a piece of spaghetti?

Is a hat more than a hat if it is seen by other hats?

If you cooked Cookie Monster, would he taste like cookies?

These are the questions that plague my mind.

Comments

[xscrletpassionx]

lol wow mike. thats really great. best entry ive seen yet.

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I have another one..

When will Toni stop living in denial and realize her singing talent?

[xscrletpassionx]

lol there is NO singing talent. i can sing..horribly. thats my talent.

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Apparently the answer is not anytime soon.

[webledwithlove]

psssh. your questions suck!!
1) a noodle is a piece of spaghetti when the noodle takes the form of a long stringy cylinder shape.
2) lol and this one doesnt make sense to me..
3) Cookie monster would taste like blue fur.

I am God.

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1) a noodle is a piece of spaghetti when the noodle takes the form of a long stringy cylinder shape.

Can noodles not be stringy cylinders and not be in Spaghetti? I for one know they can.

3) Cookie monster would taste like blue fur.

Actually I believe his blue fur would taste like blue fur. However I don't like to eat fur therefore I would not, I would eat the meat. The question is what the meat tastes like.

And that is why I am god.

[anonymous]

1. when you put spaghetti sauce on it..d-uh?
and actually "spaghetti noodle" is a specific type of noodle. so it never stops being a noodle. you noodle.

2. First off, whatthefuck are you talking about. hats don't have eyes, they aren't alive!

3. the real question here is..how would you catch cookie monster to be able to cook him? but..he'd probably taste like cookie, due to his diet.

-melissa

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1. What if I put a different kind of sauce on it? Is it still Spagetti? If yes, then Spaghetti sauce is a specific kind of sauce and therefore it doesn't really matter what kind of noodle you use either, it's just that the long stringy kind is the most used. If not, then can't I use Spaghetti sauce on any kind of noodle and still call it Spaghetti?

2. You didn't even really say anything about this one, you just kind of blathered and offended hats everwhere.

3. Yes I believe he'd be very easy to catch, just lure him with cookies or make a trap and paralyze him then eat him. About the diet, why don't cows taste like grass then? Why don't Chickens taste like corn? And why don't I taste like Nilla Wafers?

[anonymous]

1. it is still spaghetti NOODLES. but not spaghetti. no.
and no, when you put spaghetti sauce on different kinds of noodles, normallly they get other names such as..mosticholi..except i cant spell it.

2. you made no sense, so i took it out on the hats. and once again, hats cannot be offended considering..they aren't alive, mike!

3. well, considering cookie monster isnt REAL.. you wouldnt really have to lure him in then, would you? and if you'd like to eat a puppet go for it. oh..btw..you do taste like nilla wafers. ;)

-melissa

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1. I wasn't asking if they were still Spaghetti noodles I was asking when it becomes a piece of Spaghetti.

2. My hat spits in your general direction

3. I know someone who doesn't have any sense of reality. And the last time I tasted myself, I didn't taste anything like Nilla Wafers..

[dsatantxstar]

1. noodle never stops being a noodle. but it becomes part of spaghetti when the spaghetti sauce is poured on the noodles.

2. why would a hat be more than a hat. there is nothing eles for it to become. its a hat. and will forever stay a hat no matter if it sees (with its eyes??) another hat.

3. i wouldnt cook cookie monster cause that is cruel. but if someone would. then i guess he would taste like monster meat. and he would feed a lot of people. being very large from all the cookie eating.

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1. I'm closing this question.
2. You guys are thinking in the box, a very small one at that. And besides I said if it is seen by other hats not if it sees other hats.
3. And what does monster meat taste like? He wouldn't feed that many people, he'd be fat from eating cookies and the meat would be fatty therefore not able to feed many people.

[dsatantxstar]

so if a hat is seen by other hats, do they still see it as a hat. i would say yes.

i dont know what monster meat tastes like. probably like chicken cause everything tastes that chicken. and it wont be fat it will be meat. so he could feed people.

[dsatantxstar]

it's an opinion.
we're allowed to think in any way we'd like to.
not just the way you want us to.