The Next Time I Hear "Gay Rights" I'm Going to Scream

[april_lirit]

Ok, what's wrong with society when we need to utilize judicial fiat in order to decided which groups do and don't receive their rights? With respect to rights, there is one group in America--Americans

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[the_misery_fag]

Oh, April I love you.

In other news, I have a theory about why homophobic people think that gay people are trying to force their sexuality on all the healthy straight people. Care to hear it?

[april_lirit]

I love you too Paul.

So--what is your theory?

Personally, I'm guessing that straight people are just afraid that homosexuals are going to steal "recruiting" itself from them. You know, they recruit for the military and for Jesus, and they're afraid that them damn queers are going to steal their proselytizing.