My Dad's Cruel

[april_lirit]

Phone: *rings*

Me: Hello?

Dad: Hey, April, I got some bad news, your mom got into a really bad accident.

Me: (hopeful) Is she dead?

Dad: Yeah...April Fools!

Me: I hate you.

Comments

[notalent]

You should know by know that your mom will be around after the apocalypse

[sicaria0]

I lol'd.

I'm rather disappointed at the overall lack of April Fool's pranks in my life this year.