Bored at work so there would be no better time to tell you all why I love The Onion. It conveniently covers all the important news.

Education:

Girl Moved To Tears By Of Mice And Men Cliffs Notes

Workplace:

Americans Celebrate 10 Millionth 'Bring Yourself To Work Day'

Science:

Mars Rover Beginning To Hate Mars

The Nation:

Report: Majority Of Americans ( Read more... )

Ooo Ooo I forgot... The Pick of Destiny comes out today!!! If anyone doesn't know; its the ultra realistic, true story of how two men, that were destined to find one another, created a band of the likes that no one has ever seen!!!

Who want's to go see it?

Last night; Won some money, played some Wii. All in all a pretty good night.

MNPR tonight?

Anyone up for some drinkin tonight? I don't get off work til midnight, but what the heck... Its Friday. Drinking games? I could sure go for MNPR (Monkey, Ninja, Pirate, Robot)

I played me some Texas Hold'em last night... and won! Now I can afford groceries! Yeeeeeeeeehaaaawwww!

I won at poker last night!!! It wasn't so hard seeing that my opponent was cursed and all. Better luck next time. Also I know I don't post to my live journal except when I win some money, but I realy have nothing better to say. End transmission.

I know, I know Mav's win. I don't care! You know what I did while my roomate and friends watched the game? Not much cept play games on my awesome new DS! Pretty cool right?

Yeah!!! I won at poker. In you face Pep!!! I'm such a horrible popker player though. How did this happen?

I hate Wednesdays.