New job!

[aprilshowersx3]

 I've got some totally exciting news! I decided to quit my job at Tres Bien because, like, it was such a total drag. That, and the fact that, like, the idiot in charge wasn't paying me. Besides, waitressing was never much my thing anyway.

So now I've got a brand new job, and it's totally my element. I get to use all of my best assets in this field

Comments

[miles_distant]

Are we permitted to ask questions?

[aprilshowersx3]

Depends on the question, big boy. Try me.

[miles_distant]

Is this new job illegal?

[aprilshowersx3]

Hmmmmmm. I guess that depends on what you consider "illegal."

[sparkofgenius]

"Post Is Rather Vague, Public Asks For More Hints," end quote.

[aprilshowersx3]

Well, okay, here's one. I have to keep stuff hot or my boss with be displeased.

[sparkofgenius]

Uh-huh, uh-huh... Listen, could you keep going? "Reporter's Wracking Brain, Needs A Bit More Info," end quote.

[aprilshowersx3]

Fine. Well, like, if I don't stay on top of it, it'll get way out of hand.

[truemagic]

do you sell candy? ~(^o^)~

[aprilshowersx3]

No, but nice try.

[truemagic]

boooooooooooooooo (>.>);

[foxystyle_punk]

you one of them night ladies with the big boots who walk around lookin for guys who wanna be havin good times?? what is they called again....

uhhhhh its comin to me hold on yo....

uhhhhhh

a cop???

[aprilshowersx3]

Eww. No. Cop uniforms are soooo not flattering for the physique.

[foxystyle_punk]

dayum girl thats fo sho. yan a gurl like you got more cakes than dunkin heinz!!!

what you do then??? i gots to get the 411 all over that

[aprilshowersx3]

Umm... like, I didn't understand half of what you just said, but whatever.

Anyway, I'm the new secretary for Tender Lender.

[foxystyle_punk]

.......you a cop shorty???

[foxystyle_punk]

no ways cops aint suppozed to be hot yo