I think I only write to bitch anymore. I'm still convinced I'm the only person who can drive. 696 has become my worst nightmare with all the construction. I was driving behind a guy who was riding his break like that game show: "no whammys, no whammys, no whammys, STOP!" Yeah, and that stop occurs 2-3 car lengths before the guy in front. Near rear ( Read more... )

So I was drunk this weekend.
and on Saturday I was on a boat. ..and that died. ..so I spent way too long in the sun. mmmsun. Surprisingly I didn't really burn, I was red the first day, but it wasn't bad. Go my skin.

Oh, I totally forgot. So I got this really cute skull and crossbone fleece and I'm having someone make me custom stuff for Maverick. I'm so so excited, and so is he:

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I periodically check who has the same interests as me in the lj thing. I jokingly added (when I first started the thing) "wife beating" and "woman beating". I think I'm the only who put it as a joke (along with organic chemistry)... I think everyone else is male, white supremicist, and, yeah. I suggest people check out "male auction". It's a group ( Read more... )

I got in a fight with the Rifle River.
I lost.

OK, so I finally get out of Michigan in hopes that the weather will be better..no, but whatever, I wasn't in Michigan ( Read more... )

My wisdom teeth are doing their annual "I'm pretending to come out into the light of day, all the while causing you immense gum and jaw pain!" Maybe I should get them removed ( Read more... )

I can't stop coughing and my nose is runny. I'm sure sitting by a fire didn't help.
Friday was the day of fat chicks. I don't think I've ever heard of so many getting nailed in a single night. Anyone with a dick that wanted to stick a fat chick could have. gross. I really mean fat, not just kind of. Huge.

That was sooooooooooooofuckin' funny. why are you still here?
hypocrite.

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