[Accursed Eden][April Fools' Event '09]

[apurposetolive]

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WH-WH-WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!?!Of all the people in the world to marry, and it's...GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH! WHY?! I mean, sure, she's got a great body, but why would I EVER

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[a_severed_fate]

...what? [Headtilt.]

[apurposetolive]

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NO! No, dammit!

[a_severed_fate]

...what? Why are you so angry?
Did you remember something terrible?

...wait.

You're not talking about me are you?
[Places her hands on her hips. Now she's a little annoyed.]

...Oh, your hair's long again. [Tries fingering it, because apparently she has a long hair fettish today, and it's enough to distract her from being annoyed.]

[apurposetolive]

Hey! Hands off the hair, dammit!

*tries to pull away*

[allnaturalmagic]

You're married? And you tried to put the moves on me?

*Bolt3*

Pig.

[apurposetolive]

*rolls away, but the tails of his coat still get singed quite nicely*

Hey, hey, HEY! One, I don't know what the hell you're going on about, and two, I DIDN'T KNOW!

[allnaturalmagic]

Oh, a fast one, are you?

*morphs*

Love is sacred! How dare you sully that by hitting on other women like this?!

*Fire3*

[apurposetolive]

*Guardian*

I don't know what you're talking about! I don't hit women! Now, knock it off already!