Morning, October 31

[apwbbumblebee]

[cheerful singing]

--ogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts, teach us something please~

Whether we be old and bald or young with scabby knees!

Our heads could do with filling with some interesting stuff …

My my, this place is interesting. I do believe I’ve never seen bees so large before! I wonder if there’s somewhere near we may get a cup of tea …

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[delightfulloony]

So teach us things worth knowing, Bring back what we’ve forgot, just do your best, we’ll do the rest, And learn until our brains all rot.

Hello Professor.

1/3

[apwbbumblebee]

Miss Lovegood! What a--

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2/3

[apwbbumblebee]

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3/3 he totally thinks she's dead with him, btw.

[apwbbumblebee]

... oh, my dear girl, I am so very sorry.

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[possess_mute]

Hogwarts?

Would you know Luna Lovegood?

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[apwbbumblebee]

Of course, of course! Ravenclaw, fifth year ... quite a remarkable young lady.

Who might I be speaking to?

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[possess_mute]

I'm Joseph Wilson, but I usually respond to Jericho. Luna is about the only one who uses my real name.

...and yes, she is quite remarkable.

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[apwbbumblebee]

Albus Dumbledore, formerly of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry ... pleased to meet you, dear boy!

How is it you know young Luna, if I may be so bold to ask?

[wtf_relena_sexy]

... This possibly couldn't be who I think it is.

[apwbbumblebee]

Well then, perhaps you could tell me who you think it is? Then I may be able to tell you if your suspicions are correct. After all, if you wish an answer, you must first ask a question~

[wtf_relena_sexy]

... Sure seems like it.

Are you Albus Dumbledore?

[OOC: Mind Canon-Puncturing/ "Dumbles is fictional" pointing out? If not Relena could just bullshit she heard about him from a Wizard who liked breaking the Statue of Secrecy]

[apwbbumblebee]

Aha! In that event, you are absolutely correct, young lady. May I have the pleasure of your acquaintance?

(( OOC: whoops, meant to put that in the entry! Yup, fourth-wall him as much as you like. ))

[konatamer]

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Has Yggdrasil started reading Harry Potter doujin, too!? Please tell me that he's at least keeping out of the Harry x Draco or Everyone x Snape-

[apwbbumblebee]

Hullo there! May I take it I'm fictional where you're from, as with Miss Norstein? My my, all these interesting new universes to explore ... so to speak.

[konatamer]

Ah, yeah, that's basically it! As expected of Dumbledore- you already understand~!

[apwbbumblebee]

Wonderful! What might your name be?

[racestripesftw]

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Um. Excuse me. I'm. My name is...

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Bumblebee.

I am a fan. May I have your autograph?

[apwbbumblebee]

You flatter me, my boy! Marvelous name, that! ^__^

Alas, I have never felt entirely comfortable giving out autographs ... now if only I had a bag of lemon drops, I could give you some of them instead. I could always conjure some, I suppose, but they never taste quite the same and you have to eat them quickly, before they vanish.

And, of course, there is the problem of distance ... hmm.

[racestripesftw]

Unfortunately, sir, I can't digest human food.

Well, the D-Comm does have a scanning and attachment feature...

[apwbbumblebee]

Oh, what a pity! There are few things quite as satisfying as a good cup of tea and a bag of sherbet lemons. Perhaps something else, then ... hmm ...

By that I take it you mean that one could use it to send objects to others? Quite a useful little device this is turning out to be! How might I do that, then?