so i am needing to go into my school account online and find out how much money my mother is to be giving me for school this quarter... tuition, books, housing, and food.... and the damn site won't let me... my crappy ass speedo password is expired and i am unable to change it cause i don't have the credentials to... IT IS MY FUCKING SCHOOL PROFILE ( Read more... )

Just as in Kindergarten where my parents would curl my bangs for picture day, resulting in never being able to take a good picture, it seems that by having my dad independently set me up with my prom date resulted in me not having decent luck in the guy department. Now don't get me wrong, my date wasn't a total disappointment. In fact the girls I ( Read more... )

Every night when i try to go to bed there are always these weird sounds emitting from my dorm building. At first i didn't think anything of then and then once i was sick and tired of being disrupted in my sleep i got completely irate to the degree where i think my roommate might now be afraid of me. Let me ask you, what does reindeer feet on a roof ( Read more... )

this is my idea. maybe if it is good enough then it could be patented by the invention submission corporation. last night while my roommate and i were trying to go to bed i came up with the idea of creating a blow up voodoo doll. this doll would have each of its joints or appendages, sectioned off that way if you just wanted to deflate the pelvic ( Read more... )

THIS WEEKEND IS THE BIRTHDAY OF MARTIN LUTHER KING SO I HAVE A THREE DAY WEEKEND. I WILL COMING HOME ON FRIDAY, BUT HAVE DINNER PLANS WITH NATALIE AND HER MOTHER THAT NIGHT, PLUS IT IS MY MOTHERS BIRTHDAY SO I MAY OR MAY NOT BE ABLE TO HANG OUT WITH ANY OF YOU WHO WISH TO. SATURDAY I WILL BE ATTENDING A MOVIE, YET AGAIN WITH NATALIE AND HER MOTHER ( Read more... )

you know that feeling when you're a little kid and you wake up christmas morning to go downstairs to find a new bike and large boxes of presents with you name on them from santa... well that is the feeling i currently have. Why you might ask... because i just bought my new wall color paint, and soon my room will be taking shape. i've waited nearly ( Read more... )

i saw the puppetry of the penis today... never thought it was humanly possible for grown men to contort their dicks into such known objects as wind surfers, baby kangaroos, hamburgers, and good ol' George W Bush... i believe that i am now scared for life and will never again be able to look at a penis without wondering if he will be able to ( Read more... )

ugh! i was trying to purchase a birthday present for someone online and the site was stupid and everytime that i tried to submit my order it would go back a page and say click here to change your payment type... the thing was the link where it said to click wasn't even a link... the internet makes me mad sometimnes....

A little over one year from the first encounter with the slut from colorado i receive an e-mail from him stating that he was thinking about me and wanted to talk again... and of course i make the terrible mistake of e-mailing him back... i was so hoping i would never have to deal with his bull shit again... lets just hope he doesn't bring up the CD ( Read more... )

chemistry sucks... even if you have notes in front of you and a book to look at chemistry will still suck... and it sucks even more that i bombed my chemistry quiz online... maybe i should act like bob and skip class like everyday... its something to think about.