My faith in 'civilised' society is destroyed. 

The bootsmann stepped out the hatch on the deck, stumbled upon an anchor and flopped flat.

"You fucking buggered fucked-up shitty cunt, rotting in motherfucking dick-and-balls filthy hell of fuckedness!" the bootsmann said, and then swore profusely.

Anyone remember the dance steps for 5,6,7,8???

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NEVER AGAIN.

AGHGHAAAAAAAHGG!!!!!!!!!!! *kicking LJ*

WWWWWWWOOOOOOORRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!

Whilst compiling the Christmas carol lyrics Jaws and I could never manage to remember (a large frustration), I had a good chuckle to myself remembering the time (last year? this year?) when she was trying to think up a good domain name for her website ( Read more... )

How curious.... I seem to have a craving for Turkish Delight.