Telephone Dialogue

[aquafi]

*The telephone rings*
My brother, Jay, answers it: Hello?
A oriental, feminine voice answers: Hello, dis is pizza palace, did you order a cheese pizza?
Jay: No, we did not order a pizza.
Caller: You don't want cheese on your pizza?
Jay: ... we didn't order a pizza.
Caller: You want peperoni?
Jay:*hands the phone to Dad* *whispers* I think it's Farrah
Dad: Hello?
Caller: Hello? Who iz dis?
Dad: This is Rick. Who is this?
Caller: Wah? Dis is Rick. I am Rick.
Dad: Rick is a boy's name.
Caller: I am a boy!
Dad: Okay.... I think you are confused. I am Rick.
Caller: I am Rick. Do you or do you not want your cheese pizza?
Dad: No I do not.
Caller: Ah. I need your address so I can zend da pizza.
Dad: I don't want a pizza.
Caller: What iz your address?
Dad: What is your address?
Caller: Dat iz my question!
Dad: If you don't give me your address, I can't give you the pizza.
Caller: I don't want the pizza!
Dad: Then why did you call Ricky's Pizza Palace?
Caller: You called me!
Dad: Why would I call you? I have to make pizzas, I don't have time for this.
Do you want your pizza?
Caller: I told you, I tid not order a pizza!
*Dad hangs up*

Next episode: Shana Answers the Phone!