Oooo. I found the essay I applied to UMass with!

[aquarion]

It’s 1:23 in the morning, and here I am. Parked in front of my computer, listening to a short polish woman talking about her bad haircuts. Meanwhile, my instant messenger is keeping me connected to a tiny Russian girl who refers to herself as the "rain fairy," and a 21 year old person from Massachusetts who refers to himself as the"hug bitch". My

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This is your ENTRANCE essay?!?!?!

[meninaangel]

Until now I thought my sister's was the gutsiest. This is an amazing piece of work...absolutely funny and memorable. I'm so not surprised that they accepted you...you should write this stuff more often.

Re: This is your ENTRANCE essay?!?!?!

[mageofthewood]

Thank you, love.