-- twinArmageddons [TA] began trolling entranceWay [EW] --

Jul 11, 2011 00:44

[Oh look. One in the morning. What a perfectly acceptable time for this troll to be out and about, you know, when the sun is quite dead ( Read more... )

fuck you sun, entirely legal

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[action forever] hamburellakind July 12 2011, 05:05:57 UTC
[John has found a grub-thing.

He thinks it is really cute.

He is poking it with a stick.]

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[action forever] aquarium_tipper July 13 2011, 01:53:16 UTC
[Sollux is walking back down the lines to check on everythin--

John. John we're going to have to have a talk.

His glasses slightly slide down as he tries to understand you, Egbert Human. But it's not really working :|]

What eckthatly are you doing? You can thkip the part where you're touching thumthing that'th not yourth.

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hamburellakind July 13 2011, 02:15:44 UTC
[Wow, okay, he was not expecting a voice like that, hehe!

...He's going to hide the stick now.]

I found a baby bug!

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aquarium_tipper July 13 2011, 02:28:59 UTC
[Sollux continues to believe that he totally talks normally like everyone else because no one has told him otherwise.

He also sees what you did thar, John. SEES IT.]

Uh, yeah. You kind of did. There'th like another thickthy around the plathe tho it'd kind of be hard not tu.

And they're grubth by the way.

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hamburellakind July 13 2011, 02:41:19 UTC
Are they your grubs?

[...]

Did you have babies?

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aquarium_tipper July 13 2011, 03:13:15 UTC
[What.

Why

Would

You

Even.]

I'm going tu pretend that you jutht athked if I am going tu raithe thethe grubth and havetht the thweet gameth inthide.

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hamburellakind July 13 2011, 03:32:29 UTC
There's games inside of them?

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aquarium_tipper July 13 2011, 03:50:38 UTC
How did you thurvive your firtht thweepth...yearth. Whatever.

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hamburellakind July 13 2011, 04:04:30 UTC
Our games were on discs! Or, like, cartridges! Not in...living animals...

[Okay now he's wondering if he was poking a DEAD baby bug all this time.]

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aquarium_tipper July 13 2011, 05:09:51 UTC
[He just stares at John for a moment.]

Okay, leth thee. Ith beethically the same ath that, but uh, it jutht hath tu finithh firtht. Like a DL.

[As there is nothing wrong with tineh babby not troll grubs one day exploding for gaming entertainment. :|]

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hamburellakind July 13 2011, 05:14:26 UTC
Oh. Huh! That's not so different, uh, I guess!

What sort of game is this one?

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aquarium_tipper July 13 2011, 06:05:52 UTC
Umm... [He looks at the grub.]

Yeah I don't have any fucking clue. I jutht got a bunch I remembered having and thet them up. I uthed tu keep an order...kind of.

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hamburellakind July 13 2011, 06:11:17 UTC
Aww. Well, when they're, uh, done, can I play them too?

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aquarium_tipper July 13 2011, 06:24:24 UTC
If I thay yeth it doethn't mean we're friendth.

But yeah thhure, if you're interethted.

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hamburellakind July 13 2011, 06:28:03 UTC
Um...okay!

...Why don't you want to be friends, though?

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aquarium_tipper July 13 2011, 06:45:05 UTC
Putting the part where you fucked uth over athide? Maybe 'cauthe I don't know you.

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