-- twinArmageddons [TA] began trolling entranceWay [EW] --

[aquarium_tipper]

alriight thii2 day ii2 gettiing way two fuckiing weiird my 2erver went offliine earliier 2o what the fuck ii2 up wiith that.
that a2iide do you guy2 feel liike we're mii22iing 2omethiing twoday liike 2omethiing REALLY IIMPORTANT??
ii gue22 ii'm ju2t bliind two iit w/e.

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[urnewkingbitch]

the only thing i can think of thats off is the absence of gray caps lock

[aquarium_tipper]

yeah don't remiind me. ii'm goiing two p2iioniic the 2hiit out of that grubfucker douchenozzle next tiime i 2ee him.
how ii2 iit iin human land anyway do you 2tiill have a full party??

[urnewkingbitch]

can i watch?
we have a party of three plus a chaperone
we are still waiting on our fourth member but shes late as shit

[aquarium_tipper]

that'2 2tartiing two cro22 the liine2 intwo weiird but ii'm feeliing partiiculary type a twoday 2o ii wiill agree.
ugh ii don't know about you but ii'm 2tartiing two get 2hade2 of ju2t gettiing intwo the game now.
unorganiized fuckery. unorganiized fuckery everywhere.

[text]

[jivitadana]

[24-hour tech service win. XD]

Did you figure out what it was, Sollux?

[text]

[aquarium_tipper]

haha no.
are you a2kiing for the hell of iit or becau2e you know the answer2 and ii don't?

[text]

[jivitadana]

I'm asking you. If you need help finding it, then I'll help.

[text]

[aquarium_tipper]

eheheh okay cool.
2orry but iin that ca2e thii2 ii2 kiind of a troll matter.
or at lea2t ii thiink iit ii2 becau2e iit'2 hiittiing way two clo2e two home.
2o ii don't thiink iit'2 2o much a tangiible thiing a2 2omethiing that'2 now fucked up.

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[turn4bout]

1M TH3 ONLY ON3 4LLOW3D TO M4K3 BL1ND JOK3S >:O

BUT 1 GU3SS 1M BL1ND TO 1T TOO???
WH4TS M1SS1NG, 4PPL3-B3RRY BL4ST?

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[aquarium_tipper]

oh 2hiit my bad troll 2ii2ter.
ii wiill 2tep off the joke2 but ii'm glad two 2ee you.
except you know that part where ii wa2 kiind of hopiing you would have the an2wer2 my default.
you haven't notiiced anythiing at all??

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[turn4bout]

K4RK4TS GON3
N3W QU33N 1N CH4RG3 OF WOND3RL4ND
DONT T3LL M3 1TS YOUR M4G3 OF DOOM BULLSH1T
1 DONT W4NT TO H34R "W3R3 4LL GO1NG TO D13 D13 D13 3TC" H3R3

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[aquarium_tipper]

well oh my fuckiing god.
good thiing we are not heariing anythiing good thiing we are takiing our tongue2 and iindii2criimiinately liickiing 2creen2.
by the way ii wa2 2o not about two mage iit up.

[cull_means_care]

You reelly t)(ink so?
)(u)(
I cant say I'd noticed it myself
But if you t)(ink we are t)(en we probably are
T)(oug)( I'm not s)(ore w)(at it cod be

[aquarium_tipper]

no one el2e ii2 2eeiing anythiing amii22 eiither.
ii gue22
thank2 for beliieviing iin me though.
2o even though ii'll take care of everythiing ju2t be on guard ok?

[cull_means_care]

Of course I believe in you
You're normally rig)(t w)(en if comes to t)(ese t)(ings
Just be careful
I don't want anyt)(ing )(appening to you

[aquarium_tipper]

what the fuck no.
giirl2 liike you aren't 2uppo2ed two worry about guy2 liike me.
but ii've already told you two be careful gue22 iit'2 now liike
double 2afe.

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[ilovegraysama]

Julia doesn't understand why you're dying.

[You get video now because Juvia still hasn't quite gotten a good grasp on technology. It's not that she can't write, but she can't quite get this smart text thing. DAMN YOU AUTOCORRECT!]

Juvia still can't understand what you're trying to say in your funny typing.

[Video]

[aquarium_tipper]

[Oh sweet jeezising christ, even this girl knows that Sollux is fucked, doomed, and inevitably going to die. What is his liiiiife?]

Wait, do you know thomething that I don't?

[Video]

[ilovegraysama]

[Oops? :D]

Juvia doesn't know what's going on. The mansion is creepy now and her speaking thing made up words when she tried to write to you.