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A Back to the Future themed parody of Brokeback Mountain:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfODSPIYwpQ

You know you're getting older when you watch television shows and movies from the year you graduated high school, and the hair styles and clothing are extinct.

So with this New Year's, I've decided to do the cliche thing called new year's resolutions. Examine myself and figure out where I can make some improvements for my own self-satisfaction. This year, my resolutions fall into 2 categories that many Americans take for granted: money and fitness ( Read more... )

The first thought that's entering my mind as I sit in my study/guest bedroom eating mandalbread my grandmother baked and watching my neutered cat masturbate as he lies by the heater is that it's been a long fucking time since I wrote in this thing. To show that not much has changed with Jon, I will comment on 2 events in today's news that are ( Read more... )

Did you notice that Dick Cheney's Chief of Staff I. Lewis Libby was indicted today? Did you notice that his name sounds a lot like G. Gordon Liddy; another Republician who was indicted and sent to jail in the biggest political scandel in American history?

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Most celebrity deaths I note in passing (no pun intended), but it's not every day that the star of your favorite sitcom of all time has passed on. R.I.P. Don Adams (1923-2005). Your laughter will live on.http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/TV/09/26/obit.adams

Did any of you catch Family Guy tonight? All I can say is that Stewie did something I have always wanted to do: punch Will Ferrell in the face. (See entry from March 20, 2005)

Your Birthdate: February 5
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