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Jun 30, 2010 14:38

How the HELL did my sodium cyanide migrate from the "Toxic chemical storage" cupboard to the "General foodstuffs" area???

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kylet June 30 2010, 20:55:19 UTC
You're not cooking for me anymore, hon.

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aquaventure June 30 2010, 21:40:01 UTC
aww. Well, at least it wasn't the CrO3 on the burner. I think this side of the apartment block would die of asphyxiation.

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exatron July 1 2010, 13:46:46 UTC
But nothin' says lovin' like attempted murder.

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ziabandito555 June 30 2010, 21:10:04 UTC
I'm going to say ghosts.

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aquaventure June 30 2010, 21:39:21 UTC
It's locked to prevent casual tampering, so I'd say something odd is going on. Then again, with my brother and I locks don't really matter all that much, but he's been on vaccation for a while, so it couldn't have been him.

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ziabandito555 June 30 2010, 22:55:28 UTC
Ergo my argument for ghosts or faeries one or the other...

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aquaventure July 1 2010, 15:24:01 UTC
Can't be faeries, at least not the bad sort. My desk's made from Rowanwood.

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mapdark June 30 2010, 21:27:24 UTC
Someone somehow has mistaken Sodium Cyanide with Sodium Chloride.

>_>

Might wanna check if your vinegar is suddenly Drano
and if your orange juice was replaced by battery acid.

And if one day you invite me to supper , I'll politely decline

;)

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aquaventure June 30 2010, 21:41:07 UTC
All my stuff is labelled, and in very disctinctive shockproof containers, so I recognized it instantly....I looked in there the other night for soy sauce, and I was pretty damned sure it wans't in there and hard to miss, so i've no idea what the heck is going on.

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shepherdwolf June 30 2010, 22:30:37 UTC
your brother inadvertantly found the optimal cocktail of drugs to turn HIMSELF into the perfect assassin

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aquaventure July 1 2010, 15:27:43 UTC
Hmm...wouldn't put it past him. Of course, I'm pretty sure he'd make an excellent one, au naturelle anyways. He's very strong, quite silent when he walks, unlike myself, an excellent knowledge of most toxins, and of course, can pick or bypass most types of physical or electronic lock. :) OF course, in his own way he's as moral as I am, so pretty unlikely :)

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exatron July 1 2010, 04:07:47 UTC
You're not subconsciously trying to poison anyone, are you?

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aquaventure July 1 2010, 15:26:11 UTC
Heh...the only one that's been in here for a great while is myself. I subsconsiously have a death wish? well, perhaps with my workload latley....(kidding mate)

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